Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
having this name and this voice has benefited me exactly once in my life xitter.cf/kristnmerrilees/status…
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I keep forgetting what actual title is so I’ve just been calling it Elizabeth For You
Nathan: do you see why this is funny
Elizabeth: yeah the jewish guy shit his pants and the Irish one did an impression of a Chinese guy and the fat one laughed
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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Finally saw the documentary everyone has been talking about. I thought it was okay but highly unethical. Watching a guy eat that much McDonald’s every day just didn’t sit right with me.
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there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry


















