Med Student. Democrat. Anxious. Depressed.
Joined July 2009
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Courtney retweeted
Just woke up and saw the news... I really thought she had it. Can't believe people would rather vote for a talking blistered hemorrhoid
Courtney retweeted
Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.
Me to my therapist: I’m having escapism fantasies about disappearing to a small European town with the cobblestone roadways and green hills.
My therapist: Well, I recommend Cheddar, Somerset. It’s outside of London and has lots of cute shops.
Me: … 😏
Courtney retweeted
35 year old returning traveler with diarrhea, greasy stools and weight loss. (image de-identified for confidentiality)
Lol is there anything more hurtful than your dog choosing to sleep with your roommate instead of you almost every night 😅
Me reaching for a diagnosis
Just a reminder about how salty the Media was when Kirby scheduled YOGA for their 15 minutes of viewing on the Thursday before the Peach Bowl...
Then THIS was one of the biggest plays of the game.
#GoDawgs #KingKirby #2023Peat
Courtney retweeted
Pope Francis tells the AP that laws criminalizing homosexuality are “unjust,” and calls upon Catholic bishops who support the laws to welcome LGBTQIA+ people into the church:
“Being homosexual isn’t a crime,”
🔗: bit.ly/3wvcJ3C
