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Me drunk a’f looking for my friends
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Debe ser la única competicion deportiva del planeta entero en el que su presidente sale a rajar de las decisiones arbitrales de su propia liga (solo contra madrid claro). jajaja. El nivel de antimadridismo de este enfermo asusta al demonio.
🚨🎙️| Javier Tebas, LaLiga president: “Yesterday, Mbappe’s penalty was NOT valid” ❌
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El gobierno: “Mexicanos en Arabia Saudita, cuídense mucho, es muy peligroso” Michoacán todos los putos días:
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We got Mexican communists hunting down Mexican Neonazis in Ukraine. Wtf is that war even about.
👮🏻‍♂️Durante una operación llevada a cabo en Ucrania por miembros del escuadrón "SMERSH-MX", se incautó una copia del manifiesto extremista de la organización neonazi mexicana "ARM-Yaoyotl" entre las pertenencias de un mercenario mexicano fallecido.
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🚨 Kaka on his All Time XI: "Why no Messi? Because I haven't picked any of Suarez, Alba, Busquets, Xavi either. Messi cannot perform without them."
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El equipo que evitó el 5º gol del PSG y el 3º del Madrid 🔥
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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“We are banking 60 degrees.” I built this Learjet 60 N722BD crash visualization using ADS-B flight tracks, altitude and ground-speed records, final ATC radio calls, aerial imagery and crash-site photos. Radio-timed cockpit and exterior views put the descent into perspective, followed by actual dashcam impact footage. Estimated portions are clearly marked. Greenacres / West Palm Beach, Florida · Nov. 1, 2026 #Learjet60 #N722BD #WestPalmBeach
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Imagine being in that car, man. Unluckiest person alive (formerly).
WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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Cucurella and Nuno Mendez
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO STOPPING THIS BOY?!?! 😳😳😳
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mbappé:
Kylian Mbappé and Jude Bellingham on a private yacht with no girls around, just the two of them discussing how to take Real Madrid to the next level. They deliberately didn’t invite any girls so they wouldn’t get distracted from their discussion.
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‼️‼️ Flamengo U16 player Matheus Silva who did the Ronaldo SIUUUUU in Messi Cup has been fined $1200 and put on corrective action 👀
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🚨🚨| ADEYEMI ARE YOU MADDDD!!????
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🚨 CRAZY STAT: Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more goals since turning 30 than Manchester United have scored as a club in the last five years. 🤯🐐
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Finally someone who’s not too pussy to say this lmao
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Not football related, why is a grown man playing like this?😭😭
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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Wesley Sneijder has now confirmed that HE WAS ROBBED by Messi and France football for the 2010 Ballon D’Or. 🤯 🗣️ Journalist: “Would you say you were robbed of the Ballon d’Or?” 🗣️ Sneijder: “Yeah and I’m more happy, to be honest, that now people say ‘Wes, you got robbed in 2010.’”
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Bro just proved us right.
Hat trick. No goal
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PSG 4-2 Barcelona Real Madrid 2-1 Barcelona Harry Kane Ballon d’or Cristiano Ronaldo B.O.A.T Cristiano Ronaldo hattrick 15 goals away from a thousand
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“All 8 earned” 🤡
All 8 earned, not bought. 🐐
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