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Let’s pretend every city/town in Britain is a guest at a party. What is each one doing at the party?
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Very British exaggerations:
-The wind nearly blew me away
-The queue was a mile long
-I've told you a million times
-I stepped in a puddle about a foot deep
-I’ve been on hold for hours
-The bread was rock hard
-I’ve got about 10,000 emails this morning
-It was fun
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I meet lots of right-leaning people in TV nowadays…
3 times now I’ve been told off-air they don’t let politics get to them
They say what they say then go home & enjoy their life
And that’s it right there
Their life is not impacted
…& they can’t imagine a life where it is.
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Torn between wanting to go back in time to hang with Jane Austen, and being relieved that I’ll never meet her because she would write me into a book as an eccentric spinster who repeats the same joke over and over while the other characters awkwardly shift in their seats.
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People standing in the streets of London, all their possessions in plastic bags, sleeping on their feet, freezing cold, wishing there were free toilets and free food trucks open in the darkness, dreaming of free blankets and the chance to tell the worlds press their story
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snow white was right for doing what she did; she got to eat an apple AND take a nap AND get a lil kiss
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Hello! Could you maybe deliver those marmalade sandwiches to people who need them rather than leaving them outside a palace? Thanks.
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What an exceptionally beautiful thing this was. Thinking of the entire family at Balmoral 😔
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Isn't it amazing to think that somewhere in the world, at this very moment, someone is beginning to read a book that will change their life?
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The MD guide to the 50 finest "Bloody hell it's...." Dad quips of our youth. In order.
Number 50
"Bloody hell it's....
Roger Whittaker" *whistling*
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Calling all UK school teachers 👩🏫 👨🏫 You can now have FREE access to the Body coach App. Apply here bit.ly/3CCFkrU 😊❤️ Please RT to let other teachers find out about this 🙏🏼
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they say “dress for the job you want” which is why I’m in a white nightgown, pacing the seaside cliffs and calling out for my paramour who drowned at sea
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There is no point tidying a house with U18s living in it. That way lies madness.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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I would love to see an episode of The Great British Bake Off where the technical challenge is to bake alongside a 3 year old "helper".
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Welcome to the Summer holidays. Please remember, when you feel guilty about the shitshow of grump you get taking your kid off their phone that there is literally billions of dollars being spent by global marketing teams trying to make that as difficult as possible. Versus you.
