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Craig Heap

@CraigHeap

Tweets only when drunk. Tweets may not be used by journalists by instruction of court order.

 Cardiff, UK
Joined May 2010
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My wife has promised to have the Death Star fully operational in time for the Emperor's arrival.
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RS Archer@archer_rs29 Jun 2020
Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".
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Clever move by @CAMRA_Official here. All of the vouchers are valid until May 2021, as opposed to their usual quarterly approach. Hopefully pubs are open again by 2021...
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Classic Bank Holiday weekend. I've already got sunburn.

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