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Craig Holcombe

@CraigHolcombe

I'm a comedian with too much tall, not enough width, and far too little hair up top. The only one stupid enough to take up this space.

Joined June 2011
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"Join us as we dance madly on the lip of a volcano" #johnoliver #LastWeekTonight
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Alpha, @ElizabethBanks has escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude! #RitaRepulsa #PowerRangersMovie
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Andy C. Rider@TheAndyRider21 Jan 2016
go see my buddies @migueldoesjokes, @loves_pal1, and @CraigHolcombe rock it out at @AlchemyComedy tonight!
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I've been shipping Poe Dameron for weeks. Mostly with me. Actually, just me.
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Shane Rhyne@shanerhyne8 Jan 2016
Tonight at @SawWorksBrewing, it's First Friday Comedy. But on 2nd Friday. But, don't worry about that part.
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Chuck@chuckhwrites8 Jan 2016
New novel chapters up! patreon.com/posts/nightmares…

The Nightmares of Under-London, chapter 3 & 4 | Chuck Holcombe

I hope you all are enjoying last week's installment, and that this one continues to please. I've heard a rumor that one very, very, very

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Shane Rhyne@shanerhyne7 Jan 2016
Friday night, Knoxville! Join me at @SawWorksBrewing as I host @CraigHolcombe, @carolynleeadams, @RogueGinger & @MChadourne. 7p, no cover – at Knoxville, TN
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@craigholcombe I AM CRYINH 😂😂 nitter.gq/skullmandible/status/5…
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wikipedias on specific topics are always weird but the mario wiki is weirder than most
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Shane Rhyne@shanerhyne11 Dec 2015
I'm hosting this amazing lineup January 8 at @SawWorksBrewing: @CraigHolcombe, @carolynleeadams, @RogueGinger & @MChadourne. 7pm. No Cover.
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Raisins are just grape jerky. Your world view just grew. You're welcome.
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If you take "Danger Zone" out of Top Gun and replace it with "Whole New World", it significantly changes the tone of the film.
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Who crushes the velvet?
Why cut up fish for fish tacos? Fish are already the right shape to fit in a taco. #truth #realquestions
Bob Dylan @chucksauce221
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My set last night could only be described as a musical adventure about fish tacos and drums. FYI, knives make terrible drumsticks.
If you're in a cult or secret society and can't be bothered to buy a cloak, I can't be bothered to take you seriously. #doom #religion
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Just discussed the relative speed of flirting through different mediums, as if it was light. #theaudienceismoreinterestingthanme
I think my six year old is officially a @EugeneMirman fan. Like a good American.
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