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JASPER

@CrashQuartz

You chumps make it too easy.

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Weakling don't touch me In the cave eating rock and trees
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The Peak@TheP34kMay 30
OH FUCK OH SHIT! W-WE ESCAPED WHILE SHE WAS DESTRACTED! K-KRISS, YOU STILL BREATHING BRO-TA-TOE-CHIP??? I HOPE U ARE MAN OR BOSS WARRING IS GONNA KILL ME! CANT MY TESLA CYBERTRUCK CAN GO ANY FASTER?!
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KIT BODEGA (@KIT_Game0verse) profile pictureKIT BODEGA@KIT_Game0verseMay 30
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ow… What the hell happen?
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// Jasper won't don't you post more often??? // Me suffering from extreme back pain for art comms:
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AMETHYST
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Lapis (@GEM0FTHESEAS) profile pictureLapis@GEM0FTHESEASMay 29
STEVEN STEVEN STEVEN LOOK
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Because you've grown soft, playing pretend with wimps you could squash if you felt like it. But I know you better than anybody else.
Lapis (@GEM0FTHESEAS) profile pictureLapis@GEM0FTHESEASMay 29
More like we all have literally anything better to do instead of fighting you. Like watching grass grow. Or paint dry.
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Only because the weaklings cowering behind you are too scared of me.
Lapis (@GEM0FTHESEAS) profile pictureLapis@GEM0FTHESEASMay 28
Still contributing more out here than you.
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The Peak@TheP34kMay 28
Kokomi?! What on dear neptune are you doing here?!
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(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖ (@yoursangonomiya) profile picture(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖@yoursangonomiyaMay 28
deep, i thought i told you before to quit bothering the marine life.
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This PNG is frying me
The Peak (@TheP34k) profile pictureThe Peak@TheP34kMay 28
Kokomi?! What on dear neptune are you doing here?!
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The fact we even have to say "for a human" should be proof enough. It's like sending a Peridot to fight a Diamond, like huh????
Lapis (@GEM0FTHESEAS) profile pictureLapis@GEM0FTHESEASMay 28
Hey she's pretty strong for a human
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WHY DO THESE VILTRUMITES KEEP GOING AFTER THE RUNTS (with the sole exception of Lapis Lazuli)
Lapis (@GEM0FTHESEAS) profile pictureLapis@GEM0FTHESEASMay 28
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@Lone_Viltrum @C0NN1EUN1VERSE
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Would... YOU QUIT YOUR YAPPING?!
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Rosie! (@Auntie_Rosie_) profile pictureRosie!@Auntie_Rosie_May 28
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. . . No. Your very existance MOCKS my past. My failure. My mistakes.
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YOU WANTED A FIGHT, BUT NOW YOU'RE BLABBERING ABOUT YOUR PAST?! DON'T WORRY, I'LL GIVE YOU NEW TRAUMA TO LOOK BACK ON.
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Make my day and dodge this.
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JASPER (@CrashQuartz) profile pictureJASPER@CrashQuartzMay 28
NEXT TRAINING SESSION WILL BE CARRYING 10 BOULDERS UPHILL.
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NEXT TRAINING SESSION WILL BE CARRYING 10 BOULDERS UPHILL.
🍉Steven Universe🍉 (@SpitHealz) profile picture🍉Steven Universe🍉@SpitHealzMay 28
I said I appreciated the thought 🥲
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NO, I GAVE IT TO THE LOCAL WILDLIFE. AKA THE OVERCOOKED RUNT AMETHYST.
🍉Link Soulcaster 🍉 (@THEHER0OFTIME) profile picture🍉Link Soulcaster 🍉@THEHER0OFTIMEMay 28
You didn’t eat it yourself, did you?
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I GET MY DIAMOND A MEATBALL SUB AND SUDDENLY THEY GIVE ME THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF BEING ON A "VEGAN" DIET. OUGHHHHH
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Very well, my "Quartz."
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Rose Quartz (@P4LE_ROS3) profile pictureRose Quartz@P4LE_ROS3May 28
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I’m a Quartz! Same as you! Aha..
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JASPER, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
JASPER (@CrashQuartz) profile pictureJASPER@CrashQuartzMay 28
Puny mewmans too busy playing the victim than getting their #magic up
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Puny mewmans too busy playing the victim than getting their #magic up
Danny Fenton (@lnvis0Bill) profile pictureDanny Fenton@lnvis0BillMay 28
Steven was wild for this dude. Not cool, man, we gotta call you out on this one. What you said about Mewmans in the group chat ain't cool.
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The Peak@TheP34kMay 28
Welcome to the New Syntax Podcast with The Deep and Black Noir. Now, lets talk about why Kit in Farcade is a Foid who hangs out with a Space Hitler just cuz hes a 6ft muscular chad who looks max!
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