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I’m the greatest cat I’ve ever met. Be sure to follow my brother @littledoobis.

Denver, CO
Joined March 2018
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So this is Twitter? I’m not impressed.
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Hey all me & my bro Crash @CrashTheFloof are havin a happy #ValentinesDay hope you are too! 😻😸😹
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I’ve thoroughly examined the shower, but I still can’t figure out what the humans do in here. Also I can’t figure out how to get out… #CatsOfTwitter
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Hey all Happy #SuperBowl Sunday! Me & my bro Crash @CrashTheFloof have an exciting day planned 💤💤 we’ll ✔️ in later & let you know how it went 😹😸😹
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Happy #Caturday all 😸 Finally after MONTHS I get to go outside but Gal peep made me wear this chihuahua thing & I’m NOT a chihuahua 😾(Gal peep here it’s only been 1 1/2 months & since it’s been so incredibly 🥶🥶 Dobby needs a coat) 😹
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Aaaaaaagh! What’s with the socks?!?!😹😸😹
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I want tummy runs please. #CatsofTwittter
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The peeps bought a new “hootch” (nip) ramp & sorry bro Crash @CrashTheFloof I got here 1st!! (Gal peep here perhaps I should have bought 2 🙀🙀) 😹😸😹
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Don’t mind me. I’m just thinking about all the mice outside. #CatsOfTwitter
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My #NewYearsResolution is to… um… spend more time with this teddy bear, I guess. I’m already perfect, so there isn’t really anything I can improve. #Caturday
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Me & my bro Crash @CrashTheFloof plan to 💤💤💤💤 until next year 😹😸😹#HappyNewYear
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Wait? I’m named after THIS?! 🙀🙀 (Gal peep here Dobby met his namesake today!) 😹😸😹
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Soooooooo many victims but the peeps won’t let me out aaaaaagh! (Gal peep here the freezing temperatures + snow have brought many 🐀🐁 +🐤🐦🐧 to our porch & the cats can’t go outside 😾😿)
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Me & my bro Crash (@CrashTheFloof) doin what we do best chillin 😹😸😹💤💤💤
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Me, trying to jump the fence? Of course not, why would you even suggest that? #CatsOfTwitter
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I don’t care what the tag says. All of these gifts are mine. (Happy holidays everyone) #CatsOfTwitter #Christmas
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From me & my bro Crash (@CrashTheFloof) 🎶🎵 We wish you a “Merry Cat-mess” & a “CattyNew Year” 🎶🎵😹😸😹🎄🎄🎅🏻🤶🏻🍾
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Aaaah! Why the peeps only put this splendid blanket down for me only once a year I’ll never know (Gal peep here he has literally barely left that tree skirt since we put the tree up!!) 😹😸😹 #MerryChristmas
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I’m practicing staying up late so I can see Santa and make sure he got me the right kind of treats. #CatsOfTwittter
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This whole couch is mine. You can’t sit down unless you give me belly rubs. #CatsOfTwitter
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