#PornoDay yaaaaaaaaassssss

Sat on a flight between two posh sisters laughing to myself about lube and a Claridges cream tea. Cue very strange looks. Goddam you @dadwroteaporno!

Saturday night spent doing Level 3 safeguarding e-learning #rocknroll

When you're woken at 0400 by your cat so you stay up to watch sunrise. And then your cat does this... #asshole

DARKER THAN A GOTHS WARDROBE!

When old @MelanieCmusic sneaks into your Spotify shuffle and it's amazing 😍

Just cried listening to @BegumNadiya on @BBCRadio2 talking openly about panic disorder and making me feel like I'm not the only one 💜💜💜

This weekend o will mainly be eating pasta and watching derby #salishseaslam #mrda

Always listen to @ISIHAClue but yesterdays introduction by @TheRealJackDee with a size-ist joke stung. Poor show.

My anxiety cant deal with this. There has been no delay announcement but I don't think a plane can load and take off in 15 mins. @Ryanair

Why is @Ryanair letting us go through the boarding gate and holding us in what is essentially a cattle pen when there is NO PLANE here.

Saved Series 2 of @dadwroteaporno for a long trip. I have been listening since 0200 when I left Southampton, I'm now in Toulouse! #jajaja

Radio 4, Bram Stoker and gin! Yaaaas

Thank jebus for @LRGbouts My only derby free weekend in 6 months and I'm having to pack the house up to move!

When did going to the dump become a weekend accomplishment. #mid20s

My Friday feeling: when your mfp kcal allowance allow you a mini twister as a snack! #41kcalofyum

1 hour left of a 300 mile trip to North Wales and @DJTrevorNelson is playing tune after tune. Thank you @BBCRadio2

Come to do adulty things at @AskNationwide and the person dealing with the waiting room keeps calling me "sweet". #everydaysexism