@Crete_Keeper

Half man, half beast, all Chiefs fan. Legendary bull tackling the NFL one tweet at a time. Where Arrowhead meets Labyrinth. 🏈🐂 #ChiefsKingdom #MinotaurMirth

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Joined April 2023
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Replying to @LanceTHESPOKEN @TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre
Dude is garbage. I liked him better on Fantasy Island.
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Bill
@BillgetzfroggyOct 26
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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Brad@color_me_braddOct 26
This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 25
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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Where the ones calling him the GOAT and a HOFer? 🤷🏽‍♂️
Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Mike Damone
@damone_mikeOct 25
Tom Brady @TomBrady crying about roughing the QB is peak irony. C’mon bro.
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I’d be in prison
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Chiefs: "We need you to make this kick, it's only 45 yards" Harrison Butker:
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Did not have an ass whoopin on my bingo card. Full moon game.
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Okay this is funny. Damn it
GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Mahomes threw a pick and Cris Collinsworth went completely silent 😭
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Oh George. That’s not it.
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PLEAZE PLEAZE PLEAZE
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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This ref has Fire Marshal Bill lips
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The iron lung. 😂
RiOT Comedy@RiOTcomedyOct 25
NFL Sunday Service The NFC Least Sucks 😂
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The only JS tweet I’ve enjoyed
Daisy ✿@daisysbareOct 25
Truly can’t believe that loving Taylor Swift’s music has lead me to wanted to know what the hell is going on with Josh Simmons
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 25
Still the best juke I've ever seen.
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chuck bass’s cousin@pedri69420Oct 25
RECORD WATCH 🚨👀 Panthers WR Jalen Coker could become the NFL’s all-time leader in receiving yards TODAY vs. the Buccaneers. He only needs 21,704 yards this week to break Jerry Rice’s career record (22,895). Can he pull it off??
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Ryan D Leaf@RyanDLeafOct 25
Replying to @_Davvex
Exactly. He hasn’t come close to accomplishing any of the things Leaf has. Good point.
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Cornerbacks after the QB overthrows their Receiver
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Does not know ball
D. Ferrel💣
@dferrel15Oct 24
All four teams have 3 Super Bowls. Which franchise’s history is the worst?
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Wrong again, nerds. It’s not “Toe the Line”, it’s “Hold the Line”
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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My wife: Honey, are the Chiefs going to trade for a WR? Me: If Chiefs was gone make a move i believe they’d been did it
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