@CrewWorker_

Grinding. Growing. Learning. Fighting. Farting. Winning. Dealing. Pooping just a little. Expanding. Gaying.

 Dallas, TX
Joined June 2025
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For some reason I’ve never been more confident in the falcons in my life than I am this Thursday
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The worst person you know will see something mildly unusual and say “well THAT wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card but okay!”
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Just discovered the triple zero Greek yogurt and 70 calorie cheesecake powder tech
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3/4 chub at work almost had to commit to it
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Me after branch’s second fumble
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@soundlikesexOct 21
XXXTentacions old NoteBook from 2015 - He was 17 at the time
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I just realized that literally any attractive girl could do this with a 100% success rate there’s literally nothing stopping them
Billy “The Bully” Bowman Jr@CrewWorker_Oct 21
Ngl if I were a girl I’d probably date then dump a famous guy just to get a following online, then probably make an only fans and make millions in the process; most of my hate towards women stems from my jealousy over how easy they have it
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Ngl if I were a girl I’d probably date then dump a famous guy just to get a following online, then probably make an only fans and make millions in the process; most of my hate towards women stems from my jealousy over how easy they have it
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Tf do you want him to do 😭
LamarOnReal
@LamarOnRealOct 20
Tyler Loop eating a Rice Krispie after missing FG vs Browns
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There has to be a reason that the loser chronically online people turn out to be faggots and school shooters
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This nigga cared more about his college saying his name than losing NFL games in the dumbest ways possible 😭😭😭
TheyHateCC@TheyHateCCOct 20
I’d rather see my QB crying after a loss than out there smiling and laughing like it means nothing.
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Thanks for that $5 Elon I used it as a downpour payment for a 13 year old camel that has 3 legs and is pregnant with a bastard
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Thanks for the top 3 pick NFL
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 20
Six weeks in, the remaining unbeaten teams:
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My friend is a rock (sedimentary) and he helped me get rid of my UTI
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As a man if you spend over $20 on cologne you need to get your ass beat and get in the gym
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If my QB throws it away on 4th down then starts giggling I would slit my own throat with my finger nail
PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenterOct 20
4th and 2 Jayden Daniels throwaway breakdown: 1. What a catch by sourdough Sam 2. All smiles good to see jaydens having fun out there. what its all about 3. Dan Quinn looks extremely fired
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My pet snail eats my boogers then sells them as fools gold on Facebook marketplace
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Falcons inviting twitter users to a game just to instill the illusion of fans really fucking pisses me off
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Yeah I was wrong about hurts he’s a fucking baller
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 19
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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How your buddy feels after deleting instagram
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Who was that guy that said “this is how you eat a Big Mac nigga” What ever happened to that guy
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The untouchables: Bijan, Drake, Jalon, JPJ, Watts, Chris, Pitts(?) Trade everybody else
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