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Joined April 2024
Having slagged off cricketers for being unable to catch all my life watch as a proper one @robbieuthappa tries to make me eat my words. More challenges to follow on ‘cricket gets Robbed’ for @The_CommBox m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ1qqL…
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This is why you don't throw your wickets away on Day 1 of Test matches, particularly series deciders. Get as many runs as you can and don't throw your wickets away when set. Can play daft shots when you're 500/4 and have earned the right.
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Was on no 50 in this match at 33/1 if you're asking, only dropped 3 times
SO CLOSE! 😱 A heel on the boundary saves the batter!
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Good one for Commbox hot takes, I don't think Abhishek is a power hitter at all, let alone better than CHRISTOPHER HENRY GAYLE you absolute maniac
Abhishek Sharma with 113 off 38 at the Basin Reserve. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he is the best T20 batter in the world, and probably the best power hitter of all time. You're not supposed to be this successful trying to whack every ball.
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South Africa's session, you'd have to say. "We'll have a bowl"
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An actual good catch by Kamindu in the SL game- you need something special to get rid of Haris Rauf
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Phillips proving once again that he's a bad fielder, despite having all the physical attributes of a really good one
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If you like batting we have India and South Africa for you and if you hate it might I direct you to the Pakistan game
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Remember that time I backed a Ballon d’Or winner to be golden boot in the prem at 1000/1 and he went odds-on and finished second
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Was so excited I typed the actual percentages wrong, only been doing this 25 years
Sri Lanka were matched at 250.00 to beat England when they beat them the other day (0.004%). Today Pakistan were matched at 1000 (0.001%). This, in consecutive games. is unlikely to happen ever again, in any sport. Magnificent innings Shadab.
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That game really did have everything- it also included one of the most boring hundreds in ODI history which we now know was orchestrated to give us the best drama imaginable. Of course the 1000-1 gets up in Pakistan v England, they’ve been building to this for 50 years
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Hats off to Gus Atkinson for flapping his butterfly wings and dropping the catch that helped create one of the best sports matches of all time. Also bravo to the review system. CHINNED FROM 250/1 AND 1000/1 IN SUCCESSIVE GAMES ENGLAND YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS
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Pakistan cricket expert @DeafMango everyone
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Sri Lanka were matched at 250.00 to beat England when they beat them the other day (0.004%). Today Pakistan were matched at 1000 (0.001%). This, in consecutive games. is unlikely to happen ever again, in any sport. Magnificent innings Shadab.
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Another fantastic game as cricket’s best format pulls ever further away from the others
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Obviously everyone has to have a go at captaining Pakistan for a bit but it really shouldn’t be Shaheen. Excellent with the ball today, utterly awful captaincy and a completely braindead shot with one ball of Overton left (having got lucky the ball before). Just let him bowl.
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A donation hundred for Duckett because people fell for the matchup fallacy again. Bowling your best bowlers is always better than bowling shit ones, even if the batter happens to hold the bat with his left hand. Duckett was on 85 (82) when Minhas came on & he got him for 7 (15)
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If ever you get a team like England 4 down in the powerplay you absolutely do not go part-time spin from each end, you bowl proper bowlers and get the game won. Bloke who got a 6-fer last game hasn’t had a bowl while Salman is getting both bats set & England back into the game.
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Karl Pilkington bowls quicker than I thought
Handy start to the #OneDayCup career from Victoria first-gamer Matt Hennig!
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How’s the punting going?
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Is someone pricing the darts Luke Littler thing? What's the format? If he gets beat is that the end of it and whoever beats him gets the dough, or is it that say 5 of them split it if they all beat him? What if he beats all of them? @DartsAnonymous @DartsOrakel @joshpearson180
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