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Trade Alert 🚨✅️
CSK has offered Dewald Brevis in return of Deepak Chahar. They are trying to ger marquee pacer bowlers after trading Khallel & Ellis.
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👀 TROUBLE IN PARADISE AT DCKTDJP...
First came the ITO emergency meeting snub. Now, VP @IamsharmaNeha06 just shut down President @idyllicallyiris’s attempts at damage control.
The "shadow cabinet" is officially in the dark—and the fallout is getting messy. ☕️🔥
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🚨 BREAKING:
Sources inside the DCKTDJP war room indicate that President @idyllicallyiris has called an emergency cabinet meeting at ITO
Rumours suggest a vote of no confidence against team management's trading & auction strategy is imminent
@SharkVintage_ will keep us updated
According to leaked party manifestos, President Moonchild (@idyllicallyiris ) and Vice President Neha Sharma (@IamsharmaNeha06 ) have already appointed a shadow cabinet alongside special cabinet members Steve (@steveknowsgame) & Muskan(@Certifiedbakbak )
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Parth Jindal has reportedly offered Poojith a 50% discount on DC jerseys to sign a Non-Aggression Pact. Poojith’s counter-offer: "Give us an Indian pacer or we trade you to Punjab Kings for two samosas (via Shikhar)
Front-office sources reveal Poojith is currently in active talks with three rival franchises, offering Jindal alongside two spare dugout chairs in exchange for any top order batter who doesn't play a dot in the 19th over or a bowler who can play second fiddle to Mukesh Mcgrath
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Senior Journalist @CricCrazyVeena confirms:
Shafali is indeed leading Delhi Capitals purely because she takes strike on ball 0.1 and physically walks down the dugout steps first as the opening batter.
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🚨🚨BREKING NEWS 🚨🚨
we have huge update coming right from DC Camp
Delhi Capitals legal team has filed an injunction against @aravint_2107’s hunger strike, arguing that "fans refusing food in Delhi is technically a violation of our official catering contract with Swiggy."
The situation has escalated further outside Arun Jaitley Stadium, where prominent DC loyalist @aravint_2107 has formally announced an indefinite hunger strike until Jindal either rescinds the transfer freeze or signs an Indian pacer.
Senior journalist Shikhar @SharkVintage_ will keep us updated as more details emerge regarding this unexpected legal standoff
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