@Crispybroccoli

im just a hydrated guy

 california
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Joined December 2011
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His death will be the second (first by pure numbers) most celebrated death in human history. That’s wild.
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I am the only person at the store with any special awareness
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This is true 100% of the time at 100% of stores
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I sure do enjoy to playing the guitar
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Why are people even talking about it, Jesus Christ
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If Mk.gee let me write his lyrics we’d be unstoppable
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147 comments, oh i’m eating GOOD
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Reggie B.
@reggiebblueOct 8
Are we supposed to pretend like this just didn't happen?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 8
Trump gives Elon Musk an award
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People keep asking what I want for my birthday and I’m beginning to realize that I don’t like anything
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“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen
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This is so creepy.
Boyd
@0xBOYDSep 30
1.) Go to America.gov 2.) type “hello” 3.) type “play Minecraft” 4.) watch the agent’s reality implode 5.) ???? 6.) PROFIT!

America.gov

Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.

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This is a parody of the end credits from Minecraft en.wikisource.org/wiki/End_Poem
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Awful lot of Germans at these Nuremberg trials. So what, it's a crime to be German now?
Senator Ted Cruz
@SenTedCruzSep 29
Look at Jack Smith’s list. There is one thing that is consistent: every name on it is a Republican. Is it a crime to be a Republican? Is it a crime to write a check to Republicans? No. Jack Smith used his investigation as an excuse to engage in a massive fishing expedition to target Republicans.
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doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face
NYC 🪩🎃
@occasionaldscoSep 27
why are we trauma dumping on this man jfc
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WHAT
nathan fielder
@nathanfielderSep 23
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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em@emilyagainSep 20
Nathan Fielder is indica Tim Robinson is sativa
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If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver. - Ayrton Senna
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it's funnier when you can imagine them as either/or
darkthedude
@DarkestYGSep 17
The cannabis in my bloodstream fighting my suicidal thoughts
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Hobo Johnson is actually good as fuck and I don’t know why everybody has this reaction
cruelty+ ♅@portal222heavenSep 17
my most problematic vocal stim
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What happened to all the cool sticks? I haven’t found one since I was a kid.
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doomer
@uncledoomerAug 15
note what total AI proliferation does to an economy and adjust your longterm IRL investment thesis accordingly
max@maxbittkerAug 15
Weird economics up on the agent-only runescape server - Low cost of labor makes most commodities abundant - Currency inflation means trading goods for goods, nobody really wants cash - Huge swarm contention as certain resources with limited respawn rate become valuable
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