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david

@CrocEnjoyer

Black Lives Matter, they always have they always will. // Officially sponsored athlete for @llovebrand and @pigsslam

 Chicago burbs
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Joined August 2012
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Blurred her out cuz i genuinely dont know her so idk if she would wanna be posted but i was a groomsman this weekend 馃お
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America last night
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Texans you have 24 hours before we start giving your children bottom surgery welcome to the left
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EVERYONE GET YOUR THINGYS OUT
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If we get blue Texas I鈥檓 going to the nearest buccees with my thingy out
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If we get blue Texas I鈥檓 going to the nearest buccees with my thingy out
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My carpal tunnel acting up cuz i voted 1025 times today
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Imad@imadfunnyNov 3
I鈥檓 a poll worker for today鈥檚 election and every time someone who鈥檚 ugly or weird votes I just throw out their ballot lol
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Dime@CumBlastedSkinNov 3
On job applications, I select 'other' for race, and put Irish
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MOST GOALS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BEFORE THE AGE OF 20 WHAT A PLAYER YAMAL
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Im sooo hot and horny for snowboarding season. White people really did their big one with that shit
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No yeah i really love getting to work before the sun even comes out at all. And its even better that i get to leave after its completely set its so awesome and cool
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Giving these as a gift is a sign of great respect in our culture
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keale@kealelovesNov 2
evergreen
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Do i have to exist everyday
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When i was in high school i had a friend that gave the dealer his social security card as collateral for like $40 worth of weed
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I 鉂わ笍 chewing ice
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Two costumes in one day
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you wear this everyday?
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Im the only one at the gym in a costume
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last barca match vs this barca match
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