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We’re calling it, with 5 minutes to go, the winners of the #nbafinals2018 are the @warriors!
Who’s going win game 2 of the #nbafinals2018?
29%Warriors
29%Cavs
43%Lebron
7 votes • Final results“Yo Warriors, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Lebron James is putting on one of the greatest playoff performances ever!”
-Kanye West (paraphrased) #nbafinals2018
Dear @Mariners you are total jerks. Ichiro wasn’t even below the Mendoza Line. Couldn’t you have at least waited a week to let Ohtani face Ichiro? I guess not because you guys are total jerkoffs.
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Alright, you want to beat the Warriors in a best of 7. Your choices:
82%East All-Stars w/o Boston
18%Celtics w/ Stevens
141 votes • Final results
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Hey @angels, you can finally fit your whole name. nitter.gq/TwitterSupport/status/…
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Three UCLA men's basketball freshmen – including LiAngelo Ball – were arrested in China.
Updated story: dailybruin.com/2017/11/07/li…
Our marketing lead is forcing us to read up on making paper airplanes because he this. nitter.gq/andyhoust/status/91604…
What type of article would you read about Bartolo Colon?
17%Original research
67%Satire
17%Case study
0%Opinion
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I watch hockey to weaken my heart, so that I have fewer years to spend watching hockey, which is bad for my heart.
This is the type of crazy that will turn out extremely good or really really horribly bad. nitter.gq/latimes/status/9150173…
LaVar Ball says he's going to pull son LaMelo from Chino Hills and home-school and train him personally lat.ms/2yEKlMa
The Little League World Series starts today. Here are our gambling tips, and everything else you need to know: crookedscoreboard.com/how-to…