Social value writer. Former teacher and rugby coach. Current alpine snowboard legend! Views nicked. Fits through a door. European. โค๏ธmountains.

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my brain at 3am:
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Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"
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โ€œMy plan is to smash the establishment by recruiting millionaire ex-Tories who used MPsโ€™ expenses to heat their stables.โ€
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God I miss Twitter. Space Moron turned this place to shit! ๐Ÿ˜”
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Britain is โ€œbrokenโ€, says a former Conservative Chancellor - before joining a party made up almost entirely of the people who broke it. ๐Ÿคก
"I am inspired by Reform, our best days can lie ahead...but at the moment Britain is broken" Former Conservative chancellor Nadhim Zahawi announces his defection to Reform UK, adding he's prepared to put his "shoulder to the wheel to help it" bbc.in/4pAlodZ
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Just walked through Londonโ€™s West End on a rainy Friday night and Iโ€™m nearly back home in Hackney. No guns, no knives, no armed police visible. Nothing is perfect but, God, this is a brilliant city. Donโ€™t believe the lies.
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Who thinks this dog looks like Richard Gere? ๐Ÿคฃ
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A Haiku about my life: I am so tired Where did all my money go My back is hurting
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Me: "copy and paste text from this pdf to a word document.โ€ Adobe Acrobat: โ€œAb$Ol utely N O PrO blemโ€
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This is me all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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My New Yearโ€™s resolution is to stop seeking approval all the time, if thatโ€™s ok with everyone.
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Wife: Where are all the coffee filters? Me:
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Since 1980, the ECHR has heard just 29 UK immigrant deportation cases, and the UK won 16 of them. Leaving it will make no material difference to immigration. But it would weaken human rights protections for absolutely everybody in this country.
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