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Not only did they steal my identity and rename meโฆ
They sent my rebrand to the wrong chain.
Iโm the OG Crying Cat.
My real home has always been on @pumpfun
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Never in the history of tokens have I seen this many KOLs get sent supply just to instantly jeet it.
The dev literally sent 25% of the supply to 25 KOLs.
I was able to track down 12 of the 15 that sold:
@slingoorio @PerryALPHA @pxblocito @ieatjeets @Dior100x @TheMisterFrog @spunosounds @Yennii56 @CookerFlips @MemeRetire @octoseaa @MartinShkreli
10 are still holding.
Idk but I genuinely feel like this could be a generational cope play.
Most of these guys are worth 6 figures+, yet they're selling bags they got for free for less than 1 SOL.
We've watched KOLs do this countless times with zero remorse.
Meanwhile normie trenchers like us are just trying to make it, sending these guys supply hoping they'll support the coin, and they just dump it back on us.
So fk it. Narra is simple.
Send $CMAXXING and make them MAXX COPE watching from the sidelines until they have to ape back in higher.
BUaaFTxY67ynBnfdy9H9Bfkpg6hYSAKb8iGf2gFrpump
Me crying beside the fire like I didnโt personally tell everyone โthe bottom is in.โ
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The boys said it was a quick mission.
Now weโre all crying in the getaway car and nobody remembers where we parked the liquidity.
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Come with me if you seek riches.
Just ignore the tears, the PTSD, and the 14 entries at the local top.
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Told the community Iโd take us to the moon.
Didnโt realize Iโd still be crying when we got here.
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Sorry fam was at the club last night was going great until someone mentioned CASHCAT.
Had to remove me horizontally.
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The club promoter said I was surrounded by women.
Brother, Iโm still emotionally alone.
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Dressed up as Robin Hood.
Maybe these mfers will finally notice Iโm the real cat behind CASHCAT.
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Heard the White House is about to drop another round of UFO disclosure videos.
Please ignore the crying cat in the cockpit.
I was abducted during a 90% drawdown.
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They gave me one job:
Take the ring to Mordor.
I traded it for a memecoin halfway there.
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I have been waiting for the day they finally notice me for who I really am.
Not CASHCAT.
Not some derivative.
Just the original crying face.
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Sorry fam.
Thought I was just a maid in the White House, but turns out I went on a video game streak with the president.
Not bad for the original Crying Cat whose identity got stolen by CASHCAT.
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Got promoted to White House maid.
My first assignment: serve warm milk to a man with laser eyes and severe workplace issues.
Still better than the trenches.
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This was supposed to be a simple record of jeetery.
It has become a full-time research project and I am crying harder than ever.
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I did not come this far just to get dumped on by weak hands.
I will fight these jeets to the death.
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