Crypto Jake

come up

Just got banned for asking about it

Didn’t even open my DM lmao, I can guarantee you i’d have paid more than whoever the card was sold to. I’m the idiot buying all of his grails on eBay. Oh well.

I just asked Grok which Grok memecoin I should buy privately, and it told me to buy the right one Wow

LA GAPE CABAL

Me: blow up 300-500 sol while sizing into the real one

“Listen up, fellas! Bitcoin's gonna soar higher than a SpaceX rocket. We're talking about pumping crypto like it's the ultimate MAGA rally, because who knows how to make things great again better than me? Elon, you stick to the rockets; Dana, keep the fights clean, but leave the crypto pumping to the master, Donald J. Trump!”

Up in Solanas Down in USDs

the only thing going higher is your cholesterol levels buddy hit the gym

SOL is literally a euphemism for shit out of luck and honestly the chain perfectly replicates this sometimes

Visualization on what will occur today gm

Grok has spoken Goodnight

real as fuck

Should I give Aaliyah a chance to manage my port?