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CaptLonestar retweeted
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
CaptLonestar retweeted
When Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, Charlie stood up for him.
After Charlie was murdered in an act of political violence himself, Chappelle is joking about it.
CaptLonestar retweeted
These are the most important words a White House Chief of Staff have ever spoken…
Listen. You know I am right.
CaptLonestar retweeted
Bill Maher and Coleman Hughes finish each other's sentences for 3 minutes straight as they lay out how teachers' unions wrecked public education.
The MS NOW host thought she could sit this one out quietly. Then Maher turned and lobbed a grenade right at her.
MAHER: "The reason why they don't know that socialism didn't work... is because NOBODY taught them in school."
HUGHES: "A lot of kids go to underperforming public schools, which is our euphemism for government-funded daycare centers with occasional school-like activities."
MAHER: "I knew they weren't learning anything, but like you said, it's like a daycare center and not a good one."
HUGHES: "And I think people on the left want to blame funding because that's the easy issue. But the truth is, this school was well funded. You know, it's 50,000 per pupil at this school. The problem isn't the funding. It's that you can't fire anyone bad."
MAHER: "Yes.... The problem is the union, the teachers union, is too powerful. We've seen it in results in states where the union is less powerful, the schools do better."
HUGHES: "I call it the chalkboard mafia."
MAHER: "The problem, the unions protect bad schools and bad teachers, and the party protects the union. It's almost impossible in a lot of these cities to fire a teacher. I mean literally like you could sell drugs to a kid and it's got to be two offenses before we get—"
HUGHES: "It wasn't that long ago that the unions lobbied for a law in New York State to ban even collecting data that you would use to assess which teachers are better than others. You can't even get the data. So obviously the teachers union serves the teachers, they don't serve the students, and if you're a Democrat or any American that's serious about public school reform, you have to challenge the teachers union, period."
MAHER: "And I think in this school, where they were learning nothing with no supervision and absentee principals and teachers, I think spending 50,000 dollars per year per student, it's not money. That's what you always hear from the left. 'Oh, it's underfunded.' It's not the funding. The funding isn't the issue."
HUGHES: "No, it hasn't been for a very long time."
MAHER: "I think this is the kind of thing I will NEVER hear on MS NOW."
ALI VITALI: "I think you hear a lot of perspectives on MS NOW."
MAHER: "I don't ever hear that one."
CONTEXT: Maher and Hughes aren't making this up. On the latest Nation's Report Card, high school seniors posted the lowest reading and math scores ever recorded on the test.
And getting rid of bad teachers is nearly impossible. Federal survey data shows the average school district dismissed just 0.2 tenured teachers for poor performance in a year. That's roughly 1 in 500.
Meanwhile, students do better long-term in states where unions have less power.
A 2019 study in the American Economic Journal found that boys who went to school in states that forced districts to bargain with teachers' unions went on to earn about $2,100 LESS per year as adults compared to boys in states without those laws.
If a business failed this badly, someone would get fired. As Hughes put it: "The teachers union serves the teachers; they don't serve the students."
CaptLonestar retweeted
This farmer just said the quiet part out loud from the cab of his tractor.
“I would be one pissed off guy if I laid my life on the line to defend the freedoms of America, got shipped overseas to some Middle Eastern third world country to fight the Islamic regime of terrorists… to then come back to the United States and have a two-party system where the Democrats basically are the party that wants to watch America fall… and then watch them vote in a guy by the name of Abdul A-Ahad Qasim (or whatever his name is)… and see the same people you were shooting at over there as terrorists are running the state of Michigan now.”
He continues: “So all the while, you’re trying to defend the world’s freedoms by fighting them over on their home turf, they’re actually already in America just taking over here because the people here are stupid enough to just welcome them in with open arms to just destroy the country.”
And the data backs the frustration.
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed just became the first Muslim U.S. Senator after winning Michigan by about 7 points (52.5% to 45.5%) over Army veteran Mike Rogers. Dearborn is now 54.5% Middle Eastern/North African ancestry. Michigan’s Muslim population is estimated at 240,000–270,000+, and the broader U.S. immigrant population from majority-Muslim countries more than doubled since 9/11 (1.7 million to 3.4 million).
Veterans fought the ideology overseas. Democrats then voted the same ideology into power at home. America has been invaded.
CaptLonestar retweeted
Left-wing professor Scott Galloway has now doubled down on his psychotic calls to execute Elon Musk.
He called Elon a “traitor to the west” live on stage and again on his podcast and suggested he should face the same fate as “the Rosenbergs” who were told to face the wall and shot.
Absolutely sickening.
I wonder how his sponsors feel about this?
Why don’t we ask them. Here they are:
-Harvey AI
-Pega
-CoreWeave
-Klaviyo
-Policygenius
-Zeta Global
-Quince
-Upwork
-BetterHelp
-Anthropic
-NetSuite
-Vanguard
-Rippling
-Vanta
-Odoo
No one should be threatened with murder for their political views. We can’t allow this to be normalized. Forcing his sponsors to pull is the only way.
CaptLonestar retweeted
Over 80 million Christians eligible to vote did not vote on November 3rd, while 98% of all adult muslims voted.
CaptLonestar retweeted
🔴🇺🇸 HERE WE GO. The fraud is exploding right now. The Secretary of Homeland Security just revealed that in just FOUR states — California, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Nevada — they found 250,000 non-citizens registered to vote. 250,000 in just 4 states! And there are 46 more to go. This is just the tip of the iceberg. This is gonna be huge. Just watch. 🍿🔥
#ElectionFraud #WakeUp #ClownWorld
W.H.G
CaptLonestar retweeted
Érase una vez una nación Ilamada Persia
Dieron refugio a 4.000 musulmanes
100 años después, todos los parsis habían sido
exterminados
Hoy esa nación es Irán.
Solo pensé que deberías saberlo
CaptLonestar retweeted
Now the Democrats are in charge, following through on your campaign promises is a must:
1. Medicare for all, including illegals
2. Reparations
3. No more war with Iran
4. Low gas prices
5. Affordable homes
6. Lower interest rates
7. Give amnesty to all 20 million illegals
8. Don’t give Israel a dime
9. Let men in female sports
10. Allow children to have transgender operations
11. Green light antisemitism
12. Impeach Trump and all of his family, entire cabinet members, and senior advisors
13. Tax billionaires to the moon
14. Abolish ICE
15. Close military bases around the world
15. Let people marry their pets
16. Expand Supreme Court to 50
17. Congress appoints the president
@SenSchumer @RepJeffries @AbdulElSayed @AOC
CaptLonestar retweeted
Have you guys seen this story?
An Arkansas bar examiner was rationing bar scores.
She'd take points from one person and give it to someone with low scores, allowing them to pass the bar exam.
Why is it important?
What if you trusted an attorney with your most important issues and it turns out that they were UNQUALIFIED???
Here's the story.
* Nancie Givens, 62, former executive director of Arkansas’s Office of Professional Programs, arrested Thursday
* Charged with 65 felony counts of tampering with a public record
* Bond: $2,500. Pleaded not guilty.
* She ran the office that supports the State Board of Law Examiners (who gets a law license)
* Retired in February after ~13 years in charge
What prosecutors and the Arkansas Supreme Court say she did:
* Altered Bar Exam scores across at least 8 test administrations from July 2020 to July 2025
* Scores changed for at least 64 people
* “Harvested” points from some examinees and added them to others in the same exam
* Boosted some people up to the 270 passing score
* In at least one case, someone who should have PASSED was made to FAIL
* In another, the rightful TOP scorer got docked so somebody else got the honor
* About 11,400 files deleted or missing (apps, profiles, score sheets that must be kept 25 years)
* Thumb drive with files recovered at her home
So let’s ask the obvious questions:
* How many people are practicing law in Arkansas right now who shouldn’t have a license?
* How many people who EARNED a pass were robbed of a career?
* Was she taking bribes?
* Was she favoring people by race, politics, connections, school, last name?
* Or was this just socialism for the bar exam? Steal points from the competent. Hand them to the ones who couldn’t cut it.
* Why is bond only $2,500 for 65 felonies that poison the entire justice system?
* Who are the beneficiaries? Names. Now.
* Who has been representing clients, arguing cases, and advising businesses on a fake pass?
Your lawyer.
Your opposing counsel.
Your judge someday.
Built on a cooked score sheet?
It's almost like the 20 million rapidly imported illegals that we all said we're going to Illegally vote left,
DID EXACTLY THAT
WOW! Democrats are pushing the narrative that Republicans staryed home or flipped, when the actual statistics PROVE the opposite, and that over 1.4 MILLION MORE Republicans voted in 2026 than in 2022.
But Democrats somehow magically gain 19 MILLION new voters? Should I laugh or be mad?
Nobody believes any of this.
On top of this, the mainstream media's own statistics prove that Republicans didn't flip for Democrats either and stayed loyal to their Republican Party from 2024 through 2026.
And just to top it off, 2026 voter turnout was NOT higher than 2024 or 2022, but somehow Democrats gained over 19 MILLION more voters, with some Democrat candidates receiving record vote counts higher than others in presidential elections in previous years?
Nobody believes ANY of this.
CaptLonestar retweeted
This incredible. Indians are the fucking worst.
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Seriously what the hell is wrong with these people
“I don't want impeachment. I don't want them to serve time. I want them taken into the city town square, hung from their ankles, and gut them from groin to chin”
Another loving and tolerant liberal
Interesting how they're terrified of the "right wing" yet nobody has said anything like this whether they've won or lost but they are the ones who've been calling for violence every time
CaptLonestar retweeted
Arrest a man for no crime, seize private property, and nationalize a company the government couldn't build itself. That's not a hot take, it's the communist playbook word for word. And 12,000 people liked it. They're not even hiding it anymore.
CaptLonestar retweeted
I HONESTLY think that 75% of those on the far left have mental problems. They keep proving it time and time again.