Congratulations to everyone in #Scotland who woke up to find they now owned a #trampoline this morning.
Commiserations to all those who find themselves no longer trampoline owners.
#ScottishWeather #FlyingTrampolineDay #StormBoelo
#BBCScotland's reporting is fucking atrocious.
A multi vehicle, high speed, chase down the wrong side of the #M74 gets zero reporting. But mention a bloody #badger and suddenly it is all hands on deck from the #BBCNews team.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kr…
#StaySafe out there, folks.
Especially if you are on the southern #M74 or northernmost stretch of the #M6. Some idiot in a silver #Enterprise van is doing 70mph southbound on the northbound carriageway.
#WrongWayDriver
Do not buy a #Cadbury #EasterEgg. They are no longer egg shaped, but more a sort of deflated pillow shape. Definite #RipOff.
#Easter #BoycottCadburys #BoycottCadbury #Cadburys #Enshittification
#BoycottCadbury for the #enshittification of the chocolate egg, not for any name thing. That sort of "anti-woke" crap is just bullshit. This is just about the #chocolate, or lack thereof.
It is not #Christmas until #NoddyHolder yells at me that it is!
#TigerCycles in #Lockerbie is a horrible bike maker, since you asked my opinion, and nobody should buy one. Seriously.
Aaaaaaannd #KeirStarmer just shat himself because now he has to come up with an official policy decision. He'll be crying in terror of trying to work out which response will give him the least worst headlines all night.
Keep signing, please.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
#Politics
Only another four hundred signatures needed to ruin #KeirStarmer's day and make him have to do some work.
Please sign and repost:
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
#FuckKeirStarmer #UKPol #Cornwall #Politics #UKPolitics
.@ScottishPower
You suck.
You have no idea what is happening with the #RTS switch off, and you won't admit it. Or be able to say whether I'll be over or undercharged. And you refused to even give a meter you know will continue to work.
@SP_EnergyPeople
Welcome to International "Its the 19th of November" Day. Today is the only day anyone on the internet cares about the latter.
#InternationalWomensDay.
Swinney says that iff we want to #RewildScotland, then we have to do it ourselves.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yv…
#ScottishPolitics #RewildingScotland #Rewilding #JustDoIt #ChallengeAccepted
@theSNP


