Alvira the Abra

“Huh? What did you want? Sorry I was sleeping…” The Sleeping Psychic Sorceress: Alvira takes the stage! #LewdRP | #MVRP | #PKMNrp (Art by @milkiipetals) [Please do not comment on pinned] {For the love of all you find holy NO MINORS}

I’ve been so busy not being horny that I’ve completely abandoned this place… …hi everyone :3

I am still alive Say based if you see this

It’s so hot I have to wring out my undies Call that heat a Panty Soaker My girl makes frog noises when she blow me That’s why I call her Ms. Croaker

Don’t care Cuddling now

Mother’s gaze hath been fixed upon me

Would you like some? 😏 (I am going to fuck your mom)

The face I make knowing I have zero ways to meaningfully contribute to society or skills that would make me valuable in any regard and yet am still surrounded by friends and loved ones who genuinely care about me no matter what

I like this

I used a straw to breathe so that you couldn’t smother me Squish issue

Is just laying there cause I ran out of anti-depressants Pill issue

NOW THATS A GODDAMN PATRIOT!! *kisskisskisskisskiss*🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎇🎆🦅🦅

Sorry I only kiss American-style… …it’s still with tongue but we also we hold hands cause unlike those French fucks us Americans aren’t afraid of being based 😤

Chat I think I love her

Plap plap plap? More like, NNEEEOOOWWWWWWWW (I’m running really fast)

I can’t believe Satan dumped Saddam Hussein for Donald Trump 😢