Protect the version of you that smiles like this 🖤 Good night 🌙

Every family has that one sibling with no comment 🤣

Tiniest bouncer in the house takes his job seriously 😂

YOUR AI ASSISTANT JUST GOT ITS OWN ALLOWANCE 🛍️ You top it up, set a spending limit, and go to sleep while it shops for you. The twist is what that money is secretly made of 👀

$1,000,000 Halloween prize pool is live on @bcgame 🎃 👻 Haunted House 🎯 Multiplier Hunt 🏆 Halloween Leaderboard Link in bio 💚

Halloween week confession 🔮 Everyone in crypto has one little ritual they swear by. Lucky socks, lucky hour, never peeking right after a buy. What crypto superstition do you secretly follow? 👇

Somebody got used to the fancy menu real quick 😂🐶

JUST IN: BNY now lets eligible institutional clients hold and transfer XRP and RLUSD on its custody platform 🏦 Here's what it means for you: A bank founded in 1784 is treating crypto like a real asset class. The bridge between Wall Street and blockchain just got stronger.

This is huge for creators 📸 Long press any photo and tap Post photo. The original creator keeps the credit and you both earn from Original Content Rewards. Your best shots now keep working for you long after you post them. Original content is the real currency here 💰

Running an X account is like running a restaurant 🍽️ You can cook the fanciest dish in town. If nobody orders it, it comes off the menu. Your analytics are your order tickets: 1. The posts people come back for are your best sellers 2. The posts nobody touches are the dishes to retire 3. The time your tables fill up is your rush hour Stop cooking for yourself. Cook for your regulars. Know your menu. Study your analytics. 📊

Me when a degen says this is the bottom 🥊 For the fifth time this week. Meeting adjourned. 💜

These little farmers run the whole barnyard 🤣

CARTOON CATS ONCE JAMMED A WHOLE BLOCKCHAIN 🐱 In December 2017, a game about collecting and breeding digital cats got so popular that it became the busiest app on Ethereum and slowed the network down.

She learned more from mom's phone than school 🤣

Governments are telling people to keep emergency supplies at home 🏠 Here is the real story, not the scary one. 🇬🇧 UK: 3 days (new campaign, Oct 22) 🇩🇪 Germany: 3 to 10 days 🇯🇵 Japan: 3 days minimum, 1 week preferred 🇸🇪 Sweden: 1 week 🇳🇴 Norway: 1 week 🇫🇷 France: 72 hours 🇵🇱 Poland: 3 days 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 7 days 🇪🇺 EU: 72 hours Most of this advice is years old. Germany, Japan, Switzerland and Finland have said it for a long time. The reasons are public: storms, blackouts, cyberattacks and global tension. No secret alert. Smart move either way. Water, food, a power bank, a radio, and your seed phrase stored offline. 🔐 Calm people make better decisions. In markets too. 💜

🌤️ Crypto weather report is in Some of you are sunny with green candles. Some of you are stuck in heavy FOMO showers. What is your forecast today? 🤣

🚨 JUST IN: HSBC's RedCoin stablecoin is now live inside PayMe in Hong Kong. Over 3.3 million users can send it to friends and pay at more than 100,000 shops. Also: South Korea is reportedly leaning toward delaying its 22% crypto gains tax again, from 2027 to 2029. Nothing is final until parliament votes. Stablecoins just moved from headlines to the coffee line. ☕ NFA | DYOR

Senator, I investigated 🔎 The case was closed in three words 😭💀

Elon closed the case in three words 😭💀 Savage or too far?