Can KFC come up with a way to stop making their chicken soggy and wet by putting the chicken in different packaging?
toadette retweeted
If you want to keep most of your friends you have to literally not talk politics ever because most people are just insufferable normies who turn into complete faggots the second you discuss politics with them. Learning to compartmentalize is an extremely important social skill and I can't stress that enough.
toadette retweeted
After finding a job with my degree wasn’t going well, I took this advice and took the first job I could get. It ended up being bottom of the barrel dogshit and I would’ve been better off having remained unemployed trying other things.
Don’t fall for the gaslighting.
What’s being priced in
ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH IN THE MARKET.
Over $2 trillion has been wiped out from US stocks in just 50 minutes after the open.
This is the fastest wipeouts in US stock market history.
The S&P 500 is down 2.7% and has now erased all of its gains since the midterm results.
Most of the selling is in tech stocks:
• Nvidia: -7%, -$300 billion
• Tesla: -9%, -$140 billion
• AMD: -12.5%, -$100 billion
• Micron: -10%, -$95 billion
• Broadcom: -5.5%, -$90 billion
Health care, consumer staples and energy stocks are up today.
Did Democrats just kill the AI trade?
toadette retweeted
Nothing will change for the common citizen. Just look at every election since 2000. Nothing is cheaper. Healthcare is worse. Cost of living is through the roof. Doesn't matter who is in power the people will lose.
What are you guys even doing over there
#BREAKING: EU urges citizens to prepare 72-hour emergency grab bags with food, water, medication and cash.
What is going on over there
BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters.
"Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees."
More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said.
This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses.
It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
Ok this bit is getting scary
Should a nuke ever drop, do not under any circumstance try to drive. You have a limited amount of time such as 10 minutes to get inside your house in the basement away from windows.
It’s best to be as far inside your house as possible.
If you are in the kill zone you will just die. For those not in kill zone, you need to stay inside for at least 24-72 hours up to a week due to radiation. Radio would give further instructions.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Get inside the nearest sturdy building immediately rather than traveling to your house. Shelter for at least 24 hours unless local authorities instruct otherwise.
ready.gov/radiation
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cdc.gov/radiation-emer…
