Crypto Investor @CryptoGoats__ 🐐 Founder of Pach City 🦍 Serious Alpha Only

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2025
The Race for 1% β€” To Become the 1%. My full $GLDSTN thesis is finally live. Hours of research, conversations with the dev and a much deeper understanding of Goldstein. My conviction has never been stronger. Take your time reading this one.
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Good to see some of these grapists finally getting graped in the trenches. πŸ˜‚ Same big groups that get in early, dump massive bags on launch and absolutely destroy charts while everyone else gets left holding. They've been doing this shit for ages. Now the tables are turning and some of them are getting washed themselves. Meanwhile, the ones with actual conviction who don't dump on everyone at the first opportunity are still surviving. Funny how the trenches work. πŸ’€
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This is what people need to understand about gFUNDS. It's not just about buying an index and holding it. Every new mint could bring buying pressure to the tokens inside that fund. Imagine what happens when more funds launch and people start using them. $GLDSTN is building something that could benefit the entire Robinhood Chain ecosystem, not just its own holders. πŸ”₯
Attention Firm: Every $1 of gHOOD minted equals $1 of passive buy pressure on the top Robinhood ecosystem tokens. If $100k are minted, that's $100k of buys. If $1 mil are minted, you get the idea. They also generate perpetual volume for each token with hourly buys. Future gFUNDS such as gMEMESTONK and more will have the same effect. gFUNDS will benefit RH chain.
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This $GLDSTN chart just keeps impressing. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ After breaking above $7M, we're seeing a healthy pullback with price still holding around $6.7M FDV. Higher highs, strong recoveries and buyers continuing to show up. And with the Seat mint, G-funds and the Goldstein app getting closer to launch, there's still plenty to look forward to. What a chart. πŸ‘€πŸ”₯
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Well, that didn't take long, did it? Lol. Yesterday I mentioned that I think the bottom is in for $WTH, with the price sitting right on that upward trendline. Now we're back above $6M MC, up over 10% today. That blue line is starting to make a believer out of me. Still looking very bullish from here. What The Hook πŸͺ
I've said before that I don't really believe in trendlines, but this $WTH chart is seriously making me question that, lol. Look how beautifully the price has been following that upward trendline. Even after the recent correction from ATH, we're back around $5.4M MC, right near that same line. It's almost like this chart was drawn to perfection. I genuinely think the bottom is in, and if this trend continues, the next move could be a beauty.
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Another push, another all-time high for $GLDSTN. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Look at how this chart has been moving. Every consolidation gets followed by another leg up. Now pushing towards $7M FDV. The strength here is ridiculous, especially considering the state of the wider market. What a chart. πŸ”₯
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Would be great to see this conversation happen. gHOOD is an interesting concept and could bring some much-needed attention to the wider Robinhood Chain ecosystem.
Hey @vladtenev you said you want to hear from us if we're building on Robinhood Chain. I'm building something you might find interesting: @GldstnOnChain, An onchain investment firm that issues tokenized funds distributed by nft characters. One of the first funds is called gHOOD, an index of the top Robinhood Chain tokens. Reach out if you would like to chat, I think we can bring some energy and positive momentum back to the entire RH ecosystem. Thanks.
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This chart is looking seriously strong. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Every move up is followed by consolidation before pushing higher again. Higher highs, strong buying pressure and barely giving anything back while the rest of the market struggles. Absolutely beautiful price action. πŸ”₯
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I've said before that I don't really believe in trendlines, but this $WTH chart is seriously making me question that, lol. Look how beautifully the price has been following that upward trendline. Even after the recent correction from ATH, we're back around $5.4M MC, right near that same line. It's almost like this chart was drawn to perfection. I genuinely think the bottom is in, and if this trend continues, the next move could be a beauty.
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NEW ALL-TIME HIGH! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ While most of the market is getting absolutely hammered, this chart just keeps pushing higher. Breakout, consolidation, another breakout. Now printing fresh highs. What a ridiculous display of strength. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ And the best part? The biggest developments are still ahead.
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While the actual snakes were dumping their bags and disappearing during a difficult market, the $SLIPPY snakes were still here holding strong. And now look at $SLIPPY, back around $1.62M MC and up over 22% today. We've been through the ups and downs before, and here we are recovering once again. Gsss 🐍
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Quite a big update for $GLDSTN. Seat mint and G-funds going live together, with auto-mint and arbitrage built into the platform from day one. The auto-mint feature is especially interesting. Looking forward to seeing how it all plays out once live.
Attention Firm: We are in the final preparation stages before mint, targeting 1 week from today. Some details to be aware of: 1. The Goldstein app will launch in lockstep with the mint. Users will mint their seat and then immediately go to the app and be able to start minting gFUNDS, trading, redeeming, LPing, arbing, etc... 2. The whitelist is open, secure your seat at goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist while slots last 3. Auto mint will also be open immediately, and is one of the most powerful features of Goldstein. How it works: In order to enable auto mint you need to have a seat ranked at least Associate, which requires a min of 2 million $GLDSTN staked. You do not need to have any USDG in your account, the house executes all arbs using flashloans, and sends the profit directly to your wallet. When the house hits an arb, it selects a seat from the all the seats with auto mint enabled, probability determined by your rank, so a partner has a 10x better chance of winning each arb trade. If your seat wins, the profit gets sent straight to your feeshare rewards, and you are credited with the mint as well, as if you minted the funds manually. You will be notified of arb wins via popup. When you login all the arb hits while you were gone will be listed.
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Crypto Pach retweeted
Real 😭
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Seeing plenty of coins getting absolutely hammered, yet $GLDSTN continues to impress me. Look at that 4H chart. After a massive move up, it's been consolidating around the $5M mark rather than giving everything back. Meanwhile, the team keeps pushing. Whitelist opened, G-funds getting closer, the Fables collaboration and a whole governance model being built around NFT Seats and Partner status. And the actual G-funds haven't even launched yet. I've spent hours researching this project, speaking with the dev and understanding what they're building. My conviction has only grown stronger. I genuinely believe we're looking at something much bigger here.
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Crypto Pach retweeted
Just aped what I think might be a $100M runner on RH chain πŸͺ™
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Well, well, well. πŸ‘€ $WTH has applied for the Arbitrum Mentorship Program, and now we've got @arbitrum replying with eyes on the post. Nothing confirmed yet, but that's definitely an interaction I like seeing.
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Been watching $GLDSTN closely and this chart is looking stronger by the day. Big move up and now holding around $5M MC. Whitelist is open, G-funds are still ahead of us and the team keeps pushing. Still got serious conviction in this one.
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Another step forward for $GLDSTN. Whitelist is now open. Been talking about Goldstein for a while now and my conviction keeps growing. Things are starting to move. Don't overlook what's being built here. goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist
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I'm actually liking how $WTH is looking on the daily timeframe. We've gone from trading around $2–3M to now sitting comfortably in the $6–7M range. Wouldn't surprise me if we see another push towards ATH soon.
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There's something about devs who constantly share their thoughts, updates and vision for their projects. Always gives me a bullish feeling. Seeing that with $GLDSTN right now. Personally, I see this going to a minimum $100M market cap.
We got overwelmingly positive feedback on this article and the governance model of Goldstein. Tbh I was surprised at how well received it was, and by big players. I want to make a few more comments and share some random thoughts on it: 1. The Goldstein Treasury will also hold almost 300 Seat nfts, which might end up being it's most valuable asset. This includes several legends. These nfts can be leveraged for marketing, giveaways, auctions, they're also great for sealing strategic partnerships. 2. The objective of this model is to attract the killers of crypto. We want the power brokers to find us. We're throwing some tuna into the water, and letting the sharks find it. Based on recent wallet activity it's working. 3. My team has a vision and can lay a foundation, but in order to actually build an onchain firm, we'll need much more help, and a structured community. We need the whales, MMs, marketers, auditors, devs who don't necessarily want to launch their own project but want to work for their bags. It's almost like a permissionless onboarding system: you want to be on the team, figure out a way to get 1%, and stake it so you have skin in the game. 4. You get in at the price you deserve. To the users in the chats: 'It already costs $50k to make partner, that's too high.' Well, we're talking about directional control of millions in assets, it's not supposed to be cheap or easy to make partner, nor should it be. 5. If you're a small or medium fish, you can still do it. You don't need to ape 1% today to secure a parnter seat. The platform was designed to incentivize ecosystem participants, especially those who LP gFUNDS. Those who learn how the house works and play the game well will rise through the ranks quickly, just like at any firm. 6. While making partner is the holy grail, there are tiered benefits to rising through the lower ranks as well, for example you need to be a certain rank to be able to turn on auto-mint. 7. NFTs create culture and community, they are key to creating an investment firm culture onchain. Imagine the possibilities once this thing flies: corporate events sponsored by the treasury. Partner retreats. Real Estate. There are no limits to what the partners can do or build.
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