Cryptomat

I think I just watched the most embarrassing first inning in baseball history. KC/Baltimore. 10-0 going into the bottom of the first.

It's ten o'clock on a Friday night and I'm in my living room cleaning thermal paste off of an old Xeon processor. What the hell is wrong with me?

I like my idea of the first person who gets in my safe and gets my hardware wallet wins much better.

First person to get into my safe gets my hardware wallet, and all the information they need to access funds. I'm kinda sad I don't get to be around to see the battle royale ensue.

I just made a joke where the punchline was "unsigned long long". This is why I don't have friends.

There are a lot of opportunities to capitalize on this... E.g, person who buys @ x price wins y. Whomever holds the card at a certain time wins something else. You could develop a whole business model around this (and put it on the block chain)

About time to put this picture back out in the twitterverse. Protect your funds, people.

Basically every speculative #crypto tweet today

OMG! It's a **TWO MONTH LOW**

My favorite gif for the last week.

Everybody who forgot to set a stop loss in the last month

Pigs get slaughtered

Today, basically.

Well hello there bear market, I've been expecting you.

For the record, this is not the first time I've lit a cigar at two thirty in the morning. #bachelorlife