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Joined September 2021
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For shits and giggles, I decided to look at the Norfrica tease in Isom#1. The lyrics on the pages of the book are actual lines in the song. They really could have just locked the lyrics into a vault as part of a song that never gets fully revealed but they went the extra mile.
The Norfrica: Glorious Death #1 launch trailer is here—featuring the official in-universe single “Glorious Death.” Pre-order the book and purchase the single on all major digital platforms!
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The older I get the more I realize politics is just a matter of how long either party can go without scaring the hoes (not very long)
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Looking into the chain of tweets, all I can say is this: an atheist might have been convinced by your evidence had you presented any. "Inorganic stuff we made had to be made therefore we had to be made" is not even a compelling argument, let alone evidence.
No amount of evidence would convince an atheist, because you don't have a standard for evidence. You have a standard for avoidance. You asked for evidence. I gave you information, a beginning, fine-tuning, consciousness. You refuted zero. You just resorted to insults. That's not skepticism. That's a faith commitment to never be convinced.
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Persona is the epitome of people flip-flopppng between “this is Diddy blud media” and “this is super woke and progressive, chud” depending on which argument is needed at the time
All the Trumpists calling out Atlus here for going and being woke westerners really are just confirming they lack reading comprehension skills or are simply larpers lmao.
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He has said this for years though. He has been critical of Trump for years too. It's not his fault you retards don't listen. Weirdly enough you can he conservative and not wanna vote for a blowhard fatty who doesn't do what he says he is gonna do.
Asmongold: When did I ever say I voted for Trump? THEY’RE ALREADY DISTANCING 😹🫵
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I wanted to know why the Queen's Domain devs were allowed to use the King's Field style so openly and it turns out the KF trademark got canceled 20 years ago bc they forgot to file the paperwork 💀💀
I think the game looks fine but what are we doing, kills my interest
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Women want 7 inches but choke on 3 and can’t take 5 in the ass
Men under 7inches should be cheated on Men under 7inches should be cheated on Men under 7inches should be cheated on Men under 7inches should be cheated on Men under 7inches should be cheated on
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If you got more than 2 baby daddies please don't vote, you just gon pick the wrong man again
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I'm a blackpilled incel who think voting doesn't matters but today I'm voting straight ticket Republican in order to cancel out my mom's vote
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Does anyone know how I can rescind my ballot? My friends told me to vote “Hard R” so I voted for every black guy on the ballot. I’ve now been informed that’s not what they meant.
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Republicans: racist and secretly gay… Democrats: gay and secretly racist… Me: openly gay and openly racist… I flipped a coin. Voted straight Republican. 🇺🇸
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I feel like some new/younger gamers just don't understand that sometimes these long confusing and cryptic dungeons are the appeal of the game. Sometimes the fun is in slowly figuring out and making sense of a dungeon that once felt overwhelming.
Replying to @FranHee7
How fun! Im so glad i played this instead of heckin persona 5 slop again!
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back in the day people used to write stuff down to get through dungeon crawlers, now they just scream and cry about how “unplayable” old games are until they get a remake. man fuck your types of people for ruining a whole genre
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Now this guy knows how to do self defense properly 🤣
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It was called Spiderman, not Spiderman's Girlfriend. In the trilogy… Toby Maguire had 5 hours and 31 minutes of actual on screen time. Kirsten Dunst had roughly 37 minutes of actual screen time. However… over the trilogy he made roughly 36.5 million to her 19 million. So she made almost $514,000 per minute of on screen time to his $111,000 per minute of on air screen time. Seems to me, she got paid 4.5 times more than he did.
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Genuinely can't agree more on this. This was my main gripe with how Wardogs went into EA and how it was almost impossible to play on day one. Lacking in content is perfectly fine but the content that is there needs to be reasonably functional.
The studios behind Valheim, Subnautica, Hades, Phasmophobia, Paralives, and Deadhaus Sonata discuss the highs and lows of Early Access. "[Players] might be more forgiving when it comes to content, but they still expect a polished game." bit.ly/4zfrXbx
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I can be abrasive and theatrical but, I don't view my own opinions as absolute truth. I'm the most average gamer, with little more than surface level knowledge speaking candidly about what I love. If I am too much for you, you really don't represent this audience anymore.
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I think where you lose people is the implication that a hero shooter is the place for such designs. In hero shooters, fighters, gachas or moba's or any other game with a roster of characters, you need instantly iconic/likeable characters, especially when you want to sell skins.
Yea Game devs assumed that gamers evolved pass caveman brain and can stomach any character doing something other than making them feel "badass" or horny. The new male gamers are caught in anti-cringe purgatory and only touch things they think impresses their other boy e-friends
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CrystalChloe retweeted
Taken from the comments section of my Castlevania: Belmont's Curse video... I couldn't agree more.
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Genuinely, one of the most fascinating things about the Harry Potter IP is that a solid 99% of the questions you can possibly have from the movies are directly answered in the books. AK requires a lot from the caster and that is why Voldemort was so feared, he casts it easily.
If Avada Kedavra kills instantly and is one of the hardest curses to block, why didn't the Death Eaters use it more often in duels instead of wasting time with spells that gave their opponents a chance to fight back?
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