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Crystal

@CrystalJMM

The Statue of Liberty scares me. #FreeAdnan SCREAM (1996)❤️

 Aubrey, TX
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This is unlike any other Ghostface. Watch the NEW trailer for #ScreamVI - Only in theatres March 10, 2023.

Scream VI | Official Trailer (2023 Movie)

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Q: How will you start the New Year? A: Asleep, dreaming I’m a dog with all the joy thereof. Let someone else turn on the 2023 engine.
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Ever since seeing #Gardenstatethemovie I treat my dishwasher like it is a malicious being, actively trying to widow my husband and leave 4 motherless children. @zachbraff
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“I was working on a novel and into my head came to the line 'My name is Odd Thomas, I lead an unusual life” and I didn’t know what that meant or what I would do with it but I knew it was the start of a story.” facebook.com/deankoontzoffic…
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A holiday message from @JoeyMcIntyre ♥️
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Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner. She is safe. She is on a plane. She is on her way home.
President Biden speaks with Griner on the phone.

ALT President Biden speaks with Griner on the phone.

President Biden and Cherelle Griner.

ALT President Biden and Cherelle Griner.

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When you have to resort to name calling and insults, it’s a reflection on you and your argument - not those who disagree with you #Twitterthoughts
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Dearest Blockhead Family, #spreadloveandlovewillspread Today and every day. Love is the way. As Always, Donald 🤖❤️♾💫
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Q: Do you drink coffee or tea? A: Diet cola. And never water. One shouldn’t drink what one bathes in and flushes the toilet with.
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I’m sending love to everyone struggling with their mental health today. I know how difficult it can be and I’m proud of you for doing your best.
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I had a therapist who once told me, “if you don’t schedule a break, your body will take one for you. And it probably won’t be at a convenient time.”
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Crazy LensCrafters thinks they can govern me when they employeed a guy at their Hunt Valley, MD location back in ‘99 who probably murdered Hae Min Lee.
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It’s called Independence Day because these days you’re on your fucking own
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Is it possible to quietly say that actually cancel culture IS gross and problematic while also being progressive?
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okay but THEN have sex????
evelyn (@prettygirll4l1) profile pictureevelyn@prettygirll4l13 Jun 2022
yeah sex is great but have you ever cleaned your room and then lit a candle
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Happy hump day 🍑rt this if you’d like the chance to win a free subscription ✨
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Picking one person who retweets this post to give a free subscription to 💕
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Dearest Blockheads, Love yourself so much that you’re an irresistible ball of love. So much that anyone who meets you has no choice but to love you too, and if they don’t, then love yourself enough to love them anyway. As always your man, Donald #loveeternal #BHLove 🤖❤️♾💫
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CHILLS: Ben Platt, Rachel Zegler, Cynthia Erivo, and Leslie Odom Jr. concluded the #GRAMMYs' In Memoriam montage with a stunning tribute to Broadway legend Stephen Sondheim
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Andrew Garfield at @ticktickboom deserves an #Oscars from @TheAcademy. Change my mind ⤵️
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