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Crystalestia ๐บ retweeted
One of crypto's largest KOLs has been secretly extracting millions from his audience
Weโll expose him soon
Unfortunately, heโs just a symptom of a much bigger problem
Social trading has brought out the worst in KOLs. It was designed to keep them honest by making every trade public. In reality, the opposite happened
In just a few weeks, we exposed a number of "top social traders" using the same tricks:
โข Public wallets to attract copy traders
โข Side wallets to dump
โข Callouts to farm rewards
โข Bundled tokens to hide supply
And there are plenty more doing the exact same thing
Why? Because our industry incentivizes it
1) Launchpads allow it
Most launchpads today are obsessed with one thing: volume. Millions in callout rewards, affiliate links, and top leaderboards. Almost nothing on detecting bundles, side wallets, or shady traders. Scams drive volume. Launchpads have no reason to stop it (other than actually caring about their users)
2) Social trading incentivizes it
Side wallets have become a business model. Before social trading, only big KOLs could do it. Now, anyone who lands on a leaderboard can monetize by dumping on their copy-traders. The temptation is real
3) CT normalizes bundle culture
โEveryone bundles. It's how it's done" - an excuse we hear every time we expose a KOL. Supply control isn't the problem. Hiding it is. If it's so bullish, why hide it? Spoiler: because you're planning to sell
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Launchpads are paying millions to dishonest KOLs. It's time they start taking it seriously
Audit the top traders. Expose their side wallets. Ban repeat offenders
We have the tools. What's missing is the willingness to use them
No one's coming to save us
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Crystalestia ๐บ retweeted
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Crystalestia ๐บ retweeted
๐จ NOW 53 COUNTRIES ARE TELLING THEIR CITIZENS TO STOCKPILE FOR EMERGENCY. HERE IS THE FULL LIST
๐ EUROPE (29):
๐ฆ๐น AUSTRIA: 10โ14 DAYS
๐ธ๐ฐ SLOVAKIA: 14 DAYS (POWER CUTS)
๐ฉ๐ช GERMANY: UP TO 10 DAYS
๐ธ๐ช SWEDEN: 1 WEEK
๐ณ๐ด NORWAY: 1 WEEK
๐จ๐ญ SWITZERLAND: 1 WEEK
๐ช๐ช ESTONIA: 1 WEEK
๐ธ๐ฎ SLOVENIA: 3 DAYS WATER, 30 DAYS FOOD
๐ฌ๐ง UK: 3 DAYS
๐ฉ๐ฐ DENMARK: 3 DAYS
๐ต๐ฑ POLAND: 3 DAYS
๐ฌ๐ท GREECE: 3 DAYS
๐จ๐พ CYPRUS: 3 DAYS
๐ฎ๐ธ ICELAND: 3 DAYS
๐ซ๐ท FRANCE: 72 HOURS
๐ณ๐ฑ NETHERLANDS: 72 HOURS
๐ซ๐ฎ FINLAND: 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐ป LATVIA: 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐น LITHUANIA: 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ฟ CZECHIA: 72 HOURS
๐ญ๐ท CROATIA: 72 HOURS
๐ง๐ช BELGIUM: 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐บ LUXEMBOURG: 72 HOURS
๐ช๐ธ SPAIN: 72 HOURS
๐ต๐น PORTUGAL: 72 HOURS
๐ท๐ด ROMANIA: 72 HOURS
๐ง๐ฌ BULGARIA: 72 HOURS
๐ฒ๐ฉ MOLDOVA: 72 HOURS
๐ฎ๐ช IRELAND: "STOCK THE ESSENTIALS"
๐ AMERICAS (9):
๐ต๐ช PERU: 4 DAYS
๐จ๐ฆ CANADA: 72 HOURS
๐ฒ๐ฝ MEXICO: 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ด COLOMBIA: 72 HOURS
๐ช๐จ ECUADOR: 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ฑ CHILE: 48โ72 HOURS
๐บ๐ธ USA: "SEVERAL DAYS"
๐ง๐ท BRAZIL: EMERGENCY KIT
๐ฆ๐ท ARGENTINA: EMERGENCY BACKPACK
๐ ASIA (12):
๐น๐ผ TAIWAN: 7 DAYS
๐ฏ๐ต JAPAN: 3 DAYS, 1 WEEK IF POSSIBLE
๐ฎ๐ฑ ISRAEL: 3 DAYS
๐ฐ๐ฟ KAZAKHSTAN: 3 DAYS
๐น๐ท TURKEY: 72 HOURS
๐ฌ๐ช GEORGIA: 72 HOURS
๐ฎ๐ฉ INDONESIA: 72 HOURS
๐ฒ๐พ MALAYSIA: 72 HOURS
๐ฐ๐ผ KUWAIT: 2 DAYS
๐ฎ๐ณ INDIA: EMERGENCY KIT
๐ต๐ญ PHILIPPINES: GO BAG
๐ธ๐ฌ SINGAPORE: READY BAG
๐ OCEANIA + AFRICA (3):
๐ณ๐ฟ NEW ZEALAND: 3+ DAYS
๐ฟ๐ฆ SOUTH AFRICA: 3 DAYS
๐ฆ๐บ AUSTRALIA: EMERGENCY KIT
๐ช๐บ EU: EVERY CITIZEN READY FOR 72 HOURS
REASONS GIVEN: WAR. EXTREME WEATHER. CYBER ATTACKS.
WHAT DO THEY KNOW THAT WE DON'T?
FOLLOW ME FOR EVERY NEW COUNTRY THAT JOINS ๐
๐จ GOVERNMENTS ARE TELLING CITIZENS TO STOCKPILE FOR EMERGENCY
๐ฌ๐ง UK: 3 DAYS
๐ฏ๐ต JAPAN: 3 DAYS
And they are not alone:
๐ง๐ช Belgium: 72 HOURS
๐ฎ๐ช Ireland: โBe Emergency Readyโ
๐ซ๐ท France: 72 HOURS
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: 3 to 10 DAYS
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands: 72 HOURS
๐ต๐ฑ Poland: 3 DAYS
๐ธ๐ช Sweden: 1 WEEK
๐ณ๐ด Norway: 1 WEEK
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland: 72 HOURS
๐ฉ๐ฐ Denmark: 3 DAYS
๐ช๐ช Estonia: 1 WEEK
๐ฑ๐ป Latvia: 72 HOURS
๐ฑ๐น Lithuania: 72 HOURS
๐จ๐ญ Switzerland: 1 WEEK
๐น๐ผ Taiwan: 7 DAYS
๐ช๐บ EU: 72 HOURS
17 countries + the EU.
What do they know that we donโt?
Follow me so you donโt miss what comes next ๐
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Crystalestia ๐บ retweeted
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. โBibi calls Trump about it every day,โ says an informed observer.
Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last weekโs election results, he canโt form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war.
To that end, heโs applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war theyโve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahuโs lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha.
The rest of Americaโs longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They wonโt recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people.
And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final.
Weโve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten Americaโs nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called โbattlefield nukesโ easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now weโre on the brink of it.
Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, heโs hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made.
Theyโre right, though it wonโt be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making.
One group that hasnโt been consulted so far is the global population โ the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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