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somehow still on this app

he/him
Joined December 2016
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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Srijan retweeted
Replying to @AQululu66418
We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo
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Srijan retweeted
“It’s not on your website” Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.
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Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… who shines so brightly & brings so much joy to this world
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job market so bad i got laid off... from an INTERNSHIP... i got via NEPOTISM??????????? what is going on
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"I am trapped bro" Twisha Sharma, a Noida girl died under mysterious circumstances at her in-laws place in Bhopal, barely 5 months after her marriage in December 2025. This is one of the last messages she sent to her brother.
"The entire system is pitted against us. Attempt being made to cover up," say the parents of Twisha Sharma, who died at her in-laws’ home in Bhopal. Twisha’s mother-in-law, Giribala - a retired judge who served in Bhopal and is now an accused in the case - has sparked serious concerns over impartiality. Giribala's anticipatory bail sailed through the court, Twisha's parents allege. "There is mismatch in the PM report and actual findings," they added. The grieving parents are demanding that the investigation be immediately transferred to Delhi or any other independent jurisdiction to ensure a fair probe.
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Been following all this drama for few weeks now. I have tried to refrain away from it as it doesn’t involve me. But it’s time to speak up. Brands : Build the best possible products from their pov. Tech Community: Voice out what the feel about few products that they decide to try from their pov. It’s a pov, Nothing personal. If there is a conflict in opinion and if brands feel feel it’s not just and right the way a journalist or creator has put it out there , Best way is to pick up the phone and talk it out. Not in court. IMO that’s a better way. Doing all this drama just drains energy. Energy should be put in the right places. Time is limited for all of us in this world. Make positive impact with it. Not negative.
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I hate that this is the timeline she’s forced us into. But goodbye and good riddance. She made this bed. Now rot in it.
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Renegade King Skin Giveaway! 1 x Skin code To Enter: ✅Follow @ClashDotNinja ✅Retweet this tweet Optional: Subscribe to youtube.com/c/clashninja Winner announced after 12:00 UTC 8th December 2025 #ClashofClans #GiftedBySupercell
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Royal Officer Skin Giveaway! 1 x Skin code To Enter: ✅Follow @ClashDotNinja ✅Retweet this tweet Optional: Subscribe to youtube.com/c/clashninja Winner announced after 12:00 UTC 6th December 2025 #ClashofClans #GiftedBySupercell
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Having a d*ck has so many advantages You can cheat on your wife while having kids and people will instead abuse and call her a gold digger Meanwhile all your sins are forgiven and you can move on to bag a new girl with no consequences
Ye dono toh cute dikhre bhai😭😭
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Actress Millie Bobby Brown donated $1,000,000 to the LGBTQIA+ community. “I hope they find a cure,” the actress stated.
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Srijan retweeted
Nah fuck that. They wasn’t too young to commit the crimes. Arrest every fucking body.
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what-
Daily Mail UK released photos of Katy Perry and former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau kissing on Katy’s yacht in California.
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"what the fucking fuck is my fucking kid fucking watching. What the fuck." And they're worried about lesbian pigs lol
This is how they control your kids.
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dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way
You deserve to find someone to start a family & enjoy life with....
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Srijan retweeted
the queen in the back serving face
just because i lost custody of my kids doesn’t mean i can’t be plugged and caged at the addison rae concert
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Insane how this nigga’s final moments are now a reaction image
just spent $20 to get Wendy’s delivered
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