sde @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/bR9MyeLX0x ・ CLIs, platform eng, arch ・i love formula 1 occasional shitposter

Joined June 2025
i built a simple web app for f1 fans to play around with. and in the near future, new features and games like grill the grid (but for non-drivers) will also be available. (app.paddock.page/?v=1 now in beta testing)
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i remember the days my laptop would never show me disk full notifications
docker is a nightmare (in terms of storage use). i'm forced to prune containers and images daily just to make this machine usable
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meet some of my agents haiku and sonnet
ive been working on an office for my agents this past month
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is it too late to learn cybersecurity?
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why subject yourself to the horrors of @jiratickets when you can just use google docs
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the problem is i want mac minis at the price of lenovo thinkcenters
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doomscrolled so far i moved from tweets about ai agents and CVEs to discourse about the co-relation between THE nazi leader and meth
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Introducing multiplayer agents in JarvisCore 2.3! Your team and its agents, in the same thread. Anyone asks in their own words, the work comes back as a proposal, and only the person who decides gets the Confirm button. pip install -U jarviscore-framework
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docker is a nightmare (in terms of storage use). i'm forced to prune containers and images daily just to make this machine usable
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such a beautiful day to maximize shareholder value
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found another old laptop. it just needs a little love (linux installation) so I can use it to run more coding agents remotely
setting up this old ASUS laptop from campus to run as a server. can’t let 1TB of disk capacity and 8GB RAM go to waste
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AI agents are getting pretty good at writing code. That doesn't mean they need the keys to the entire network. We've joined Agent Baseline, with @docker, @keycardai, @snyksec, @socketsecurity , @Tessl_io and @tracebit_com on the Secure Software Factory buff.ly/xRQLAHR
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rewrite your gf in Rust to reduce her reaction time to danger by at least 70%
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I wonder how much shareholder value needs to be lost in security breaches before we start caring about implementation details again
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