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The Sun (@TheSun) profile pictureThe Sun
@TheSunNov 9
Celeb accused of 'inappropriate sexual acts' fails to appeal and could be named thesun.co.uk/news/40970965/c…
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He been a very bad boy, called it years ago
Kieran Maguire (@KieranMaguire) profile pictureKieran Maguire
@KieranMaguireNov 9
Companies House reports a change of a controlling person for Little Britain Limited
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SG.@S0uthernGe0rdieNov 7
That cunt cupping his ear to the fans. Some strike but let’s not pretend you and the senior players have been absolutely fucking wank. #NUFC
Lee Forster ⚫️βšͺ️⚫️βšͺ️ (@LeeDForster) profile pictureLee Forster ⚫️βšͺ️⚫️βšͺ️@LeeDForsterNov 7
Quickest Wissa ran all day πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #NUFC ⚫️βšͺ️⚫️βšͺ️
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This in itself highlights how shocking our squad is!! #NUFC My Newcastle ranking (2026/27) 1. Lewis Miley 2. Sean Steur 3. Lewis Hall Rank yours: player-sorter.github.io
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The Chronicle
@ChronicleNUFCNov 6
Newcastle United 'target' Will Lankshear and scout Β£71m midfielder again | #NUFC chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/fo…
Newcastle United 'target' Will Lankshear and scout Β£71m midfielder again

Newcastle United 'target' Will Lankshear and scout Β£71m midfielder again

Newcastle United transfer news and rumours as the Magpies plan for an important January window

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@gnkdinamoNov 5
…but I can’t help falling in love with you πŸ’™π“­
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@BosniaNTBallNov 6
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Memecastle United@Memecastle_UtdNov 5
Our season has risen from the ashes 🏹
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Joel Bland@JoelBlandSportNov 5
Amar Dedic, here he goes again My my, running down the right wing Amar Dedic, runs the show again My my, just how much we’ve missed ya Yeah we were brokenhearted Then Matty Jaissle starteddd Why why did Benfica let you go #hawkeye #nufc
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Craig Hope
@CraigHope_DMNov 5
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot πŸš” SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY πŸ‘‡ dailymail.com/sport/football…
Newcastle's Amar Dedic has crossbow seized after six-car police swoop

Newcastle's Amar Dedic has crossbow seized after six-car police swoop

Newcastle United star Amar Dedic was at the centre of a major police operation after he was spotted carrying a bow and arrows at a Northumberland beauty spot.

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@NovaNova266079Nov 2
How a Tube Becomes a Nuclear Submarine.
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pdb@nufcpbNov 3
His worst nightmare is his ring doorbell camera going off
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@geordiejoshNov 3
β€˜Their nightmare’ … Fuck off kid.
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My money is on πŸ‡§πŸ‡·7️⃣
Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) profile pictureMatt Law
@Matt_Law_DTNov 3
Exclusive: Newcastle players feel hamstrung by recruitment gambles. Plus, Jaissle flexibility issue draws comparison with Amorim #nufc Double plus: Some comment from @LukeEdwardsTele telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
Newcastle players feel hamstrung by poor recruitment

Newcastle players feel hamstrung by poor recruitment

Exclusive: Fears that focus on potential has come at cost in the Premier League; plus, why this is Matthias Jaissle’s sink-or-swim moment

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@PolymarketSportNov 3
🚨Andy Madley is going viral for his refereeing decisions during Manchester United’s match vs Arsenal in 2025
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@MagpieMediaXNov 2
Blame the goalkeeper all you want but that ends 4-0 if not for some of his saves. He’s the last thing that needs to change in that shower of shite
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Sports Europe@NickDryden1Nov 2
How the hell do we have 2 creaking CB's, murphy, wissa willock, elanga reverting to type. Ramsey more red cards than goals and assists, barnes who is not a starter, etc etc. The howes destroyed us with transfers but Jaissle is killing us with his anti football #nufc
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Can’t wait for the next international break #NUFC
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Tony@toonyjatNov 2
Aguero the day he had a heart attack vs perfectly healthy Harvey Barnes on a monday night. #NUFC
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Horizontal stabiliser is missing. Exactly what would happen if this disappeared. My guess is it’ll be found in multiple pieces over Haverhill looking at the descent trajectory
Flowers ☾ (@flowersslop) profile pictureFlowers ☾
@flowersslopNov 1
imagine every decision you've ever made, every person you've met, every twist of fate in your life, all conspiring to put you in the exact wrong place at the exact wrong second, just so a plane can fall out of the sky and hit you
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You can see Max and Lewis talking before lifting Kimi on their shoulder β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή nitter.gq/lalamedias8/status/211…
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