@CubanReuben

Lawyer, but don't hold it against me. I'm pretty good at trivia, recommending podcasts, and respecting the comedy rule of three. ig: cubanreuben

 Dallas, TX
Joined January 2009
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It’s Cypress, not “Cyprus.” But for all the time you spend on luxury vacations in Europe, it's no surprise you don't know Texas.
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A jersey so good we had to share it with the fans 😮‍💨 Repost and reply for your chance to win a new Marlins teal throwback jersey!
A teal Marlins uniform with black and white lettering being given away by MLB.

ALT A teal Marlins uniform with black and white lettering being given away by MLB.

MLB
@MLBFeb 8
JUST IN: The Marlins have revealed their new teal throwback jersey for the 2026 season ⚾️
Jakob Marsee wearing the Marlins' teal throwback jersey. He's sitting on a wood bench and leaning forward with his hands clasped.

ALT Jakob Marsee wearing the Marlins' teal throwback jersey. He's sitting on a wood bench and leaning forward with his hands clasped.

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Netflix
@netflix11 Jul 2025
Your summer just got Happy-er. Happy Gilmore 2, July 25, only on Netflix
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the reason we have so many trade deficits with countries is because AMERICA IS RICH and RICH PEOPLE BUY LOTS OF THINGS. The Trump plan is for you to be POORER and work a job that PAYS YOU LESS
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Here you go: the #Superman trailer. Krypto, take us home. Watch the teaser trailer now and ❤ this post to get updates from @superman before it hits theaters this July.
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Governor Walz, do you support Genius Artist Cesar Catalina and his Design Authority’s dream of using bio-adaptive material Megalon to propel us into the future or will you stand behind Mayor Frank Cicero and his regressive policies? You have two minutes.
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Put Grayson Allen trying to Euro step as the time expires into the Louvre.
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Speed Racer walked so Barbie could run. People hated on SR for pushing the style so hard, but it was just before its time.
alex@nothnghppens4 Apr 2023
c’mon barbie let’s go party
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O&Y@olive_york26 Dec 2022
We have one 🇺🇸 to give away! 🎁 Size Large! RT and tag a friend who would help Nic Cage steal the Declaration of Independence! *must be following us to win
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O&Y@olive_york8 Oct 2022
Want to win your choice of a 🇺🇸 kit? 1⃣ Follow @olive_york and @ChrisBunn21 2⃣ Retweet this with a comment That's it! One lucky winner drawn tomorrow. Tomorrow is also the last chance to get your pre-order in or regret it forever😎
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Carolyn@Hooplaoly17 Jul 2022
Replying to @CindyMumz @0youngbs @irin
Happened to me with birth control pills, Doctor prescribed them to try to slow down heavy periods. I’m a lesbian, I had to fight now to pay for them. Heard, “but we don’t cover birth control!” Which is crazy, by the way.
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@MLB2 Jun 2022
May gave us grand slams, now @DairyQueen is giving 4 lucky winners each a $400 shop code. RT for your chance to win! #sweepstakes
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Expedia
@Expedia13 Feb 2022
Did you like our commercial? 🤩🎬 We may be biased, but we'd call it grand prize worthy... Follow along as we #TravelTheAds throughout the game and be sure to stick around for the 4th quarter for our grand prize giveaway!

"Stuff" | Expedia

Made to Travel.

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Retweet if you ever impersonated Gary Sheffield’s swing growing up 👀
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Me: you just forwarded 17 emails with no context. Do you have a question? Business guy: yes Me: what is it? Biz: forwarding another one… #inhousetwitter
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The Marlins are building a really interesting team, with strong pitching, upgraded offense and defense this winter.
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Behind Section 16 at loanDepot park. #Marlins
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What can we say about Fridays other than they’re...rather good.
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Wind has been producing ~1.5 GW less than ERCOT expected for a winter peak event, solar ~1 GW more than expected, & nuclear running 100%. Meanwhile, >30 GW of fossil plants, mostly natural gas, went down. So of course the narrative is -- frozen wind turbines! 🤦‍♂️ #RollingBlackouts
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DoorDash Spent $5.5 Million To Advertise Their $1 Million Charity Donation brokeassstuart.com/2021/02/0…
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