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Musked
🚨 69 mph straight into a closed-lane barrier. No braking, no swerve. Driver says FSD never saw it. $TSLA
a consumer retweeted
1. 1 million robotaxis by 2020
2. Full self-driving autonomy by 2018
3. Humans on Mars by 2025
4. New Roadster production by 2020
5. Hyperloop between major cities
6. Coast-to-coast unsupervised drive by end 2017
7. Neuralink human trials by 2020
8. Affordable family car shortly after 2006 Roadster
9. Private citizen Moon trips by 2018
10. Cars self-delivering to owners by 2019
These specific timelines and scales remain unmet.
First drive on v14.3 Lite I got the red hands of death twice within a few miles. It is raining, but all my cameras look fine. No camera visibility notifications. 🫤
Is Cybercab™ gonna be for sale to the public soon? Can't wait to get my hands on a fleet of those bad boys
Wasn't the range supposed to be 500mi?
Configurations
– Performance: road ready, seats 2
Active aerodynamics & multi-mode suction system for next-level performance on & off the track
– Thrust: race ready, seats 2
Multi-mode suction system paired w/ rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters that enable 0–60 in <1 second
– Rocket: air ready, seats 1
Multi-mode suction system plus perimeter-mounted cold-gas thrusters supporting forward & upward acceleration plus lateral rotational movement. So...yes, it can fly
Range >300 miles
Top speed up to >230mph (Rocket)
0-60
Performance (<1.6)
Thrust (<0.9)
Rocket (<0.59)
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a consumer retweeted
I wish I had the video, but we were with my parents last night at dinner in Vegas and I decided to summon the truck in the restaurant parking lot. Would’ve required backing out, going right, and swinging left around the parking lot since it’s a one-way. The truck backed out, swung left and for some crazy reason then signaled right and began to go out onto heavy traffic on Paradise Road. Like not private property. Ran after it and had to jump in and do a U-turn on the road praying the truck didn’t get hit. Near disaster. If you’ve been in Vegas, you know Paradise parallels the strip, and it is a nightmare at all times a day. There’s no reason the truck should’ve exited the parking lot onto the road 😳