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Chicago, IL
Joined May 2022
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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sarah was in there beating ts outta them hoes 😭😭😭😭😭
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they must not know who macklemore is bc that’s exactly who he looks like
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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nw: “One Missed Call” (2003)
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it’s crazy how america literally just copies asian horror films 😭😭 bc the american version is rated so low i’ll rather just watch the asian version
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this man said he ion want no american gummy bears and picks up Hichew 😭😭😭😭😭
Lil baby trying some Japanese foods with the kids ❤️😅 Loyal is so loud and funny 😂😂
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no you can leave, just make sure you leave quickly and hide. bc they caught my dumb ass 3 blocks away & i tried to hide in the bushes but wasn’t quick enough. and ended up in the juvenile detention center for 3 days 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was so irritated
If someone calls the cops on u for something stupid do u have to wait for them or can u just leave
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this is why theaters in LA cost so damn much, bc yall got shit like this sitting in the lobbies
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growing up with a lot of siblings would do that to a mf no funny
Did this bitch just GLIDE and turn around 😳?!!!??????!!!!!!! #Tesehki #Ciroc #baddies #BaddiesUSAChapterTwoReunion
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i can’t hear without my captions!!
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close enough, start filming season 3
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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Rue’s Last Fix retweeted
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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every time smb says “swerve” i think of this icon from this film 😭😭 his lil ass was funny af
I’m watching this movie called The Visit & the whole premise is a woman hasn’t spoken to her parents in 15 years sent her kids alone to visit them for a week, without so much as a pic of what they look like, & the kids have been staying with escaped mental patients the whole time
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whole house piss stank
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girl it’s never that serious over some pop??
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that weed breath is fucking atrocious goddamnnnnn 😭😭 I had to say this, I done let it slide too many times. it be having y’all mouth smelling like ASS
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12hr shifts gives you 3 off days throughout the week though. working 8hr shifts only gives 1-2 off days.
tbh i ain’t working nun more than 8 hours a day at a job, all that 10-12 hour shift shit is slave mentality
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i gotta trim my own facial hair bc my barber still not responding
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Rue’s Last Fix retweeted
Being attractive just means u have a bigger pool of people tryna waste yo time lol
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the mexican body shop next to my house is playing Lud Foe right now g 😭😭
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