YOURE GETTING F*CKED HARDER THAN ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT @GregAbbott_TX SPREAD THAT WRINKLY REPUBLICAN BROWN STARFISH OPEN FOR THE BIG BLUE DEMOCRATIC SCHLONG THATS COMING YOUR WAY NAH WE’RE NOT EVEN SPITTING ON IT DAWG CHANGE YOUR BIO TO EX GOVERNOR PUSSY LIPS #Texas #GregMAGGOT
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
i octotexted @DannyOtakasongo to go on a date and once he said “yes” i send him pictures of my butthole
yk how funny it is when guys aren’t even mean to me in men’s spaces, they think IM JUST LOST AND ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED INTO THE WRONG ONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
• i think he’s talking about the vape
• i look over and he has a CRACK pipe out and he’s hitting it
• dealer got into car
• gives me baggy of blow
• i stare at it like Gollum looking at the ring
• while examining it i put my hand on my vape that’s in my cup holder
• i place it back down WHILE staring at my precious bag
• he says “can i take a hit”
• I say “yes”















