Cyanyte

✨Your 5 dreams as a content creator💫 Here's my bit.~🩵 🔷Create a welcomingly fun community for everyone. 🔹Entertaining everybody with my dumb humor. 🔹Become the kind of person that will inspire others. 🔹Provide for the friends/family I care about. 🔹Definitely NOT be left unsupervised...🐺✨ 🎨Credit:/ @KesshoSpecter

Well now, just realized its been almost 5 hours of playing This is an even more refreshing remake than I thought

Got my fancy foil cover edition from walmart since amazon sold out Can't wait to experience this classic again from my childhood Encouraged me enough to finally dust off my old songbird ocarina to see how it works with the new song playing mechanic

I gotta be honest, I don't have an "oshi" to celebrate oshi day No oshi, absolutely oshi-less... ૮･ﻌ･ა💦

No Nut November Day 3: You know, this actually isn't too hard No Nut November Day 4: Is that a freaking tsunami of ass posts?!

No Nut November Day 1: Alright, surely this won't be THAT difficult No Nut November Day 2: I'm in shark ovulating waters...

I had leashes, but now i'm free There are no leashes on me ૮ – ﻌ–ა

Steals your marketable plushie ૮･ﻌ･ა✨

Everybody wants a golden retriever boyfriend/husband until you realize that he's following you everywh-- wait huh? where are you going? Wait get out my dresser HOLD ON NO STOP PUT THAT DOWN NO YOU IDIOT GET THAT OFF YOUR DAMN HEAD HEY GET BACK HERE DAMMIT💢

Date a wolf vtuber they howl at seeing your butt ૮ • ﻌ - ა✨

Me? The purest of hearts? Nope, dumbest of asses

Woah! It's a shooting star! Oh wait, never mind It's just a victim of National Throw Short People Day Still gonna make a wish... ૮ – ﻌ–ა🙏✨

*ping*.... *ping*.... *ping*.... *ping*.... For the last time... I'M NOT A DAMN PUPPY!💢

Barely recognize all the contestants nominated for the Streamer Awards

People keep saying I'm down bad Well actually I'm up dog

"I've heard you've made quite a name for yourself" The name in question:

Why is it called jerking off if people only do it when they're turned on?