Kate 🌽🌪️🏴‍☠️

My PTO starts midday today through next week and I cannot stress this enough - TAKE OFF WORK FOR OPENING MARCH MADNESS GAMES ALWAYS.

First soup of soup season: lasagna.

Since Iowa State won last night I decided it was a good day to come back to the motherland. 🌽

Jesus FUCKING Christ

So much salsa and hot sauce opportunity.

Everybody in this house has interviews today. Maybe we can make this a Victory Monday x 2.

Curious to see how many people at Mass tonight are going to be hungover still from burning Ames down last night. Might be a slow moving group come time to stand.

Field storming? Idgaf. If you wore anything other than black or a costume to the game? Low IQ.

Lmfao

Tailgate ❌ Clean bathroom ✅

Task: pick out bedroom color First idea: "If I do a deep red....and gold accents...and have a mini fridge of Monster in it..."

Even the dog didn't wanna eatch this trash. The other two are sleeping elsewhere. Captive audience!

I've been cleaning the fridge all afternoon and just looked at the Trch-Cincy game...what in the actual.

World Series week with a Midwest team calls for Field of Dreams. Don't argue with me, I don't make the rules

Beers 36,000 ft in the sky hit like crack

DSM, I will be inside you today.

Fuck you Christian McCaffrey

Smart people who pick seats on flights always leave the middle seat open.

Went to church and thanked the big man for a supreme college football weekend. Amen.

Something something Penn State cupcake schedule something playoffs something something

But don't stop at telling your children