Joe Behlow retweeted
There are several billion people right now, who, regardless of intelligence or ambition, will toil in a lifetime of effective servitude or worse, with zero opportunity for upward mobility, regardless of what they do.
Be grateful.
Joe Behlow retweeted
Crazy how a Ubisoft employee hated working for them so much that he quit and put together a small team that delivered one of the greatest games of all time. Just shows what true passion for game development can achieve outside of the corporate structure. What a masterpiece.
‘CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33’ is the most nominated game at #TheGameAwards ever
The game received 12 nominations.
Joe Behlow retweeted
Honestly there's something disturbing about parents setting up 50 cameras and using their children as props for online content while performing for the camera.
Joe Behlow retweeted
He also dramatically increased the value of all red items which gave tons of cash to the regular joes who have been holding them and could never afford knives.
Joe Behlow retweeted
He didn't shock her you are pyshcotic for even believing it
Ok he had a collar but it was vibration only and doesn't shock
Ok the collar is shock capable but was modified to be virbration only (you are here)
Ok it was a shock collar but shock collars aren't even that bad
Joe Behlow retweeted
When trees first came into existence nothing could decompose wood.
It wasn't until 60million years later that a bacteria evolved that could consume and decompose wood.
For 60million years, trees and wood simply stacked up on itself indefinitely. They would never rot.
Joe Behlow retweeted
Bro, name me ANY iconic movie that came out in the last 10 years... I'll wait.
Also..
Joe Behlow retweeted
I know people are like hey you shoulda done this or that.
But imagine you're sleeping it's 3am and you get blasted with a random call, woken up and then flooded with insane cryptic "I'm sry" and "it's important"
Like nobody is gonna be in the right state of mind.. confusing AF.
Joe Behlow retweeted
Bioshock was a spiritual successor to system shock
Dark souls was a spiritual successor to demon souls.
Perfect Dark was a spiritual successor to Goldeneye
All of which are some of the greatest games of all time...
Joe Behlow retweeted
Time capsules are kinda pointless when I can just go into my parents basement and everything from the 70s to now is still sitting down there.
Joe Behlow retweeted
When people gasp in awe over these flyovers, they ain't gasping at the escorts...
