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Cynical Gambit™

@Cynical_Gambit

My armor is contempt.

Joined June 2010
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Love thee Notre Dame.
The Extra Point (@ExtraPointCFB1) profile pictureThe Extra Point
@ExtraPointCFB123h
The lights in the stands turn Notre Dame Stadium into a living constellation—nothing else in college football hits like this on a Saturday night under the lights.
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God is telling Denbrock to give Walton the ball, I swear.
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Chris Ash doesn’t get it. @NDFootball
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patty mags@pmagnerjrJun 7
Old Trafford looks like an active construction site. Stadiummogged by fucking South Bend Indiana
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- (@imzftbi) profile picture-@imzftbiJun 6
These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic
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When am I allowed to play Warfare on Ascension again? @DeltaForce_Game
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ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS!!
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DFA Payamps or Bummer FREE MY BOY KARINCHAK!! @Braves
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Please AA. I don’t want to watch Bryce Elder get shelled every 5 days for the next 7 months
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleFeb 10
Talks are heating up for starter Zac Gallen, the best remaining free agent on the market. Teams showing the most interest: San Diego Padres, Baltimore Orioles, Chicago Cubs, Arizona Diamondbacks.
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LET MY BOY ALEX COOK!!
Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
@JeffPassan11 Dec 2025
BREAKING: Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
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To all high school and portal recruits: If you want to play for a school with a brand big enough to shut down college football’s media cycle on arguably the biggest day of the year, come to Notre Dame. Biggest brand in the sport and it’s not close. ND against the world.
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The scorched earth revenge tour that Marcus Freeman and Notre Dame are going to go on next year will make Abu Gharib look humane.
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Good.
Notre Dame Football (@NDFootball) profile pictureNotre Dame Football
@NDFootball7 Dec 2025
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Nuke the whole thing - 12 at large bids and be done with it.
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If Pavia finishes above Love in the Heisman we’ve failed as a society.
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Game time
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marcwithglasses
@marcwithglasses24 Nov 2025
#StrangerThings have happened but… the Heisman trophy SHOULD go to the most outstanding player in the country
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Roughing the passer is a cancer on football
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LET LOVE COOK!!💚
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QB Power for a TD, imagine that.
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QB Power wins right there
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