Drunk Ass Bitch

Tell me something better than 2010-2014 dubstep

If you don’t know where to find me you can check resident advisor

Spilling blow all over your blazer is an ~ adulting ~ problem

Where can I get some of that serotonin pls ?

There is no high like your first couple times rolling

Tell me your desired bpm and I’ll tell you if I’m down

Why are people still listening to Kygo someone please explain

Licking blow off your new jeans is like the jeans’ right of passage no?

Why in the world would you hit me when I’m down?

When you’re cute af and people walk by with no idea the gnarly songs going down in your headphones

I ain’t never run from nothing but the police

Bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite

I swear it’s ash on my shorts and not cocaine

Sorry it’s not about the drugs it’s about the techno

Halloween is the night we can be pushing 30 and still dress slutty and make it about drugs it’s fine

Waiting for the day I stop cringing at wedding photos of people my age

Can’t imagine a job worse than being a clipboard person standing outside a grocery store

Is it too aggressive to replace wine with vodka this evening 🧐