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John Smiths and cheese fan. I once had a paper cut on my bellend and passed out. Don't judge me.

Cambridgeshire
Joined October 2009
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I may be lazy sometimes but I'm not as lazy as the person who first named 'Blackbirds'.
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Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
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Meanwhile, at the pumps...
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I want to do a simple survey... Do you think Brexit has been a success? I'll publish the result on Friday.
31%Yes
69%No
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After seeing the petrol prices I think I've got the Carowners virus.
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That one friend who’s more unhinged than you! 🤣🤣
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I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn, but after some therapy I've managed to conker it.
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Brilliant! 🤣👏🏻
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"Sydney Sweeney set women's sports back 20 years"
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Only three areas in the UK generate a net fiscal surplus- they raise more in taxes than they spend. London, the South East and the East of England. England would no longer send its taxes to; Scotland: £14 billion Wales; £16 billion N Ireland: £11 billion
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An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
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Cutest video of the day 🥰
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Number of Jews in Egypt: 10 (total population: 100 million) Jordan: 0 (10M) Saudi Arabia: 0 (34M) Lebanon: 100 (7M) Syria: 0 (17M) Iraq: 4 (39M) Iran: 8,300 (83M) Number of Arabs in Israel: 1.9M (9M), with full civil rights. But sure, Israel is the apartheid state.
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I think this woman has some questions to answer.
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