D.C. Joseph

5yob - what do you like more - birds or bugs?

Chipotle should serve breakfast on weekends. Just add an egg to the menu.

Love seeing young dads. Always try to encourage them and tell them they did the right things having kids young.

Just got blessed by a guy gliding by on rollerblades “God bless and good health!”

4yob- while on plane - when are we going to blast off?

Who eats Subway?

4oB - I want God to come to our city.

Shooting my shot. Would love for @JDVance @VP to see Redemption the documentary now on Amazon. He's a Buckeye and if he were to see it, I think he would really enjoy it. If he shared it, it would bring our country a little bit of good. Prayers up 🤞 youtube.com/watch?v=kjqOUT8V…

Me: I’m the boss. 4yo son: Jesus is the boss

4yoB. You’re strong and warm.

Love when gen z calls me Unc.

Getting pitched by a guy named Knife today. Should be a fun one.

4 yo b. I pooped outside. There’s flies on it. Is that crazy? I wiped with leaf.

4 yo boy: I love God and I love your heart daddy.

6yo girl. Red means stop. Yellow means slow down. Green means go. And purple means DANCE. I made that up.

I once organized a bus trip to watch some fights in WV with a dozen of my buddies. Half way through, one of my most successful friends asks, “where we going?” He had no idea. Just heard bus trip and was in. Probably why he wins in life.

America is beautiful. I had a 6am flight. A meeting in Chicago. I’m flying back home today and I’m still able to pick up my daughter from school.

Chicago is wild. In one scene: Trash everywhere. Saw a tooth brush on the ground, a man peeing, and a man going car door to car door selling bananas. #chicago

Growing up, my Dad would always say, I want you and your sister to have it better than we did. My dad accomplished that. That belief of wanting a better future for our kids doesn't flow in our culture like it used to. I hope to change that.

Daugther 6: there’s orangey the squirrel because one I saw him eating an orange.