How about a nice game of chess?

Eau Claire, WI
Joined February 2009
No president has ever lived so long, or used his years so honorably, as Jimmy Carter, who today turns 96.
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First up the regional finals in the DKCU region 1. @dkcunited who defeated 16. FC Santa Clarita, 9. Bateaux FC, and 5. San Francisco City 10. @BavarianSC_Mens who defeated 7. Oly Town, 15. MatSu United, and 3. Central Texas Lobos Who will cement their spot in the Final Four?
64%1. DeKalb County United
36%10. Bavarians SC
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"Time is running out." Northern Illinois AD Sean Frazier — amid financial strain, cancellations and the realities of COVID-19 — makes a push for spring football. @sryantribune's story. trib.al/aSJvDiO
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President Trump's reelection strategy of denial over COVID-19 has already had deadly consequences for the American public, the Sun-Times Editorial Board writes. bit.ly/2Og2RnV
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Real talk: Dick Allen should be in the Hall of Fame and it’s an embarrassment he’s not. Fix it, Cooperstown.
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RT if you want to see Congress pass legislation prohibiting the use of tear gas in the U.S.
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Security services that refuse to disclose their full affiliation are not a typical feature of liberal democracies.
Asked who they’re with, these guys say only that they’re with “The Department of Justice.”
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The last person collecting a Civil War-era pension died on Sunday. wsj.com/articles/last-person…
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Pritzker: “It’s time that more people stood up and said something because this president ... the man is a racist, a misogynist, a homophobe, a xenophobe - he’s got to go”
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Rotation is moving from DeKalb into Kane County just south of I-88 and approaching Kaneville. A Tornado Warning remains in effect for eastern DeKalb and western Kane Counties. We have had reports of wind damage near Waterman. Take cover in the interior of your lowest level! #ILwx
Rotation has restrengthened in DeKalb County, south of the city of DeKalb toward Waterman. Take cover ahead of this storm area in the interior of your lowest level! #ILwx
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The president said in front of the Lincoln Memorial that he thinks he’s been treated worse than Lincoln.
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President seems to have realized the Noble/Nobel/Pulitzer confusion and has deleted the original tweets. For the record, here they were:
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I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.
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Source: The IHSA has canceled Spring State Tournaments. The Board could allow spring sport games if/when the state deems them safe. Schools, districts and conferences are responsible for canceling the season. Summer contact days are also suspended. @WGNNews – at Chicago, IL
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Ok, for the uninitiated, here is Frank Sinatra explaining to Johnny Carson in 44 brilliant seconds exactly why Don Rickles is a fucking legend. The payoff is worth your time: xitter.cf/MichaelRobnalt/status/…
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This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic. What’s fascinating about this story is the guy with the keys.
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Enough is enough. It’s time to put people above partisan politics. We need to immediately CUT the Illinois sales tax rate by 25% and CUT property tax levies to strengthen our economy and help struggling Illinois families! #twill
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When a DeKalb County resident tests positive for COVID-19, here's what happens next daily-chronicle.com/2020/04/… via @daily_chronicle
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“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me... I’ll never see you.” Larry David wants everyone to stay home to protect older Californians from #COVID19! He does not do these things. Listen to Larry. #StayHomeSaveLives covid19.ca.gov
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Which means no school either, for another month.
Gov. Pritzker extended his stay-at-home order until April 30. IDPH also updated its CV numbers with 5,994 positive cases and 99 deaths. nwherald.com/2020/03/31/gov-…