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Masto Don
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Imagine for a sec that Phil actually was a tradesman
You call him out because your sink is leaking. 4 days later you've got holes punched in your wall, paint spilled on your carpets, a broken fridge, a $4000 bill from him, and a leaky sink
Nothing he could do, not his fault
Phil once again having a social life vicariously through people he seethes about
Now guys... you're prahbablee all wondering "OH well what does Zowy Qwin haf 2 do with Street-Fighter".
NOTHING! Don't yageddit? I dont whan wamens in my videogames! Not even in development ya slut!
Over the years and through the woods Phil, who is not a snowflake, has banned the following words from his chat(s):
Subaru
Fat
Gout
Manchild
Andy
PPP
Casino
TIHYDP
Beg
Taco
Cherry
Phil, who is probably one of the most sensitive and narcissistic people in the entire UNIVERSE, who literally just went on a rant yesterday about how he is built different, is now going on a bizarre tangent about how the problem with "human society" is everyone is a snowflake who thinks they are special.
According to Phil, eating a chocolate bar as if he were schlobbing a knob was part of his master plan to stay relevant and we're all felted.
Another instance of fellow lolcow's making Phil's reaction to things look unhinged.
The one thing I don’t understand about H3’s affair scandal is why he would cheat downward with a woman who looks so similar to his own wife.
There have been numerous clips surfacing of him seemingly hinting at the affair, along with the infamous “Thing 1 and Thing 2” photo. All of it makes me wonder whether he enjoyed the idea of standing on a soapbox and condemning the very behavior he was allegedly engaging in behind the scenes.
I’m not going to call him the worst person ever. Some marriages don’t last, and there may be reasons behind his actions that we don’t know about. But knowingly doing the very thing you spent so much time preaching against, while receiving praise for your stance on it, is a terrible look.
For me, the issue isn’t simply the alleged affair. It’s the apparent hypocrisy of publicly condemning something while potentially doing the same thing in private.
Dispatch, we've got a 220 in progress. I repeat - we've got a 220 in progress: King Snake is a creature (a snake) in Renton. Suspect is attempting to harass viewers and beg for money. Requesting backup immediately.
"I am going to remain in the public zeitgeist for a very long time, in the minds of everyone, simply because that's how I set it up!" - DSPGaming on Youtube
I loved this arc because it proved that
A) Phil is supported almost exclusively by whales
B) The whale's need to put in more effort to sustain his fake popularity than he puts in to his whole career
C) That he's a dented fuck who doesn't understand how anything works
Watch @theycallmedsp #dspgaming use every opportunity to beg for more. Nothing is ever good enough for him.
Case in point: gifted memberships addiction
Circa 2022 to present
U WILL b disgusted after seeing this video.
youtu.be/HOWxzRXSqNo?is=TyGl…
