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many have been asking why i am so damn bullish on #USELESS coin it's simple fundamentals do not lie i've been trading memecoins for several cycles now i witnessed the rise of $DOGE from nothing to $90 billion market cap during the memestock movement in 2021 i witnessed the rise of $SHIB and its eruption from being dismissed as a doge beta to pumping to $43 billion and flipping doge temporarily i witnessed the rise of $FLOKI after $SHIB and its meteoric ascent from being rugged by its initial dev to turbosending to $3.5 billion in mere months after a CTO team took over $BONK, $PEPE, $WIF, #FARTCOIN... you name it i've seen all of their rallies play out before my very eyes while being locked-in in the trenches i routinely made 7-8 figures last cycle from random memecoins that many on here have never even heard of occasionally, people on here try to spread the 'bonk guy is a clueless retard who just got lucky on one trade' narrative whenever i say something they don't like in reality, last cycle i went from turning practically nothing into crazy amounts even i am afraid of uttering here (my peak public PNLs here look like peanuts in comparison) and i've been doing the same again this time around... except i'm doing it publicly and in real time in front of everyone i've played memecoins to a point where i now kind of have a sixth sense for coins that are destined to send even at that, i've nailed it down to a science for what makes a memecoin primed for explosive, mainstream success and i haven't seen a memecoin that fits all of the key criteria like USELESS coin does in a very, very long time - narrative? it's literally a useless coin just like 99% of crypto, except it is brutally honest. the higher its market cap, the stronger the narrative and potential - liquidity? there's a total of $11.5 million+ in DEX liquidity across various pools for USELESS coin according to DEXScreener. that's plenty for a memecoin at its current market cap - volume? USELESS coin has traded over $50.5 million in DEX volume today, making it the third most traded memecoin on-chain besides $FARTCOIN and $TRUMP, which are both above $1 billion market cap. USELESS has consistently traded $40m to $60m in daily on-chain volume for most of this month - do you think it's a random accident that some new memecoin is consistently trading an average of $50 million in daily on-chain volume and outranking every other memecoin on EVERY CHAIN in volume except $TRUMP and $FARTCOIN? - many saw the Bybit perps listing happen randomly and organically for USELESS last week. that was simply the first domino. Binance, Coinbase, Robinhood, Upbit, and everyone else will list it eventually. that kind of volume is simply too strong for CEXs to resist - attention? USELESS coin is an attention magnet. whether to express surprise about its price action, condemn it and express strong hate, or cheer it for winning, CT simply can't resist talking about it. while this might have started on CT, it’s going to spill over to TikTok, Instagram, and mainstream media eventually - sidelined capital? USELESS coin is the best-performing memecoin of this year. it's up 7,700% in a little over a month, yet 90% of CT either hates it with passion or is completely sidelined. i've seen a lot in memecoins before, but USELESS coin is the first coin ever where i've seen this level of sidelined energy, which makes me feel even i am not bullish enough - cult community? USELESS coin community is built different. even Coindesk had to admit it's the 'newest crypto memecoin cult' USELESS coin has the exact same ingredients that were present in $DOGE, $SHIB, $PEPE, $FARTCOIN, etc, in their early days before they exploded to multi-billions and stayed firmly above $1 billion market cap but it also has one ingredient they never had: an incredible, unbelievable level of cope and sidelined energy from CT the fundamentals simply align for USELESS coin to go to BILLIONS and BILLIONS i've seen this play out on countless memecoins before, and it has always ended the same way: BILLIONS i have an extraordinarily unshakeable belief in the fact that USELESS coin is going to billions i was screaming this when it was at sub-$10 million market cap i was screaming it at $100 million when people were chiding me for 'shilling a coin that is up 1,000% to my followers' i was screaming it at $200 million market cap when people were 'sure it's gonna pull back to $50 million before next leg up' i was screaming it at $300 million and on the several subsequent pullbacks from there to $200m when many were sure it was done or would have some massive, extensive correction before it continued to go up and here i am again screaming it at $320 million before the next leg up to $1 billion market cap i resolutely believe that USELESS will be a top 5 memecoin before the end of the cycle and that its rally to $1 billion+ will happen a lot more swiftly and aggressively than many expect GOD WILLING

people had months to buy $BONK sub $100m market cap but faded it they had months to buy FARTCOIN sub $100m market cap but faded it they had months to buy $WIF sub $100m market cap but faded it they had months to buy $SPX sub $100 million market cap but faded it then when these coins had their explosive pumps to billions 'all of a sudden' they attributed it to 'a cabal' pumping it interestingly the same is happening with $USELESS right now people have had weeks to buy #USELESS at the lows at one point, they were blessed by the CT cabal coordinating aggressive FUD and artificial sell pressure against it, which drove the price down 90% from its first major ATH to a $5 million market cap—making it extremely cheap and i kept shouting from the rooftops about how this is one of the best narratives of this cycle but they faded it and in hindsight it would be clear to many at some point in the future that USELESS is a free size play even around these levels i see many attributing the current USELESS pump to some 'bonk/bonk guy cabal' when in reality even i do not think it has 'pumped' i mean, what kind of pump is this... a pump for ants?? if it would make you feel better, there is no 'bonk/bonk guy cabal' anywhere the bonk team is not pumping USELESS i am not pumping USELESS—my last spot buys were at the lows around $5 million where i sized in heavily (because i realized how incredibly undervalued such a massive narrative is) after CT coordinated a FUD campaign and induced artificial sell pressure to drive down the price 90% from its initial ATH all you're seeing is pure, organic buy pressure from retail and whales that *get* the narrative i want to make it clear that i'm not trying to induce FOMO in you: i struggle to buy green candles too, and i strongly recommend sticking to your strategy for entering trending plays—whatever that may be (there will be a lot of dips on the way to USELESS becoming one of the top memecoin plays of this cycle) however, no 'cabal' can sustainably pump a weak, unworthy memecoin narrative i only have the kind of strong conviction i have exhibited about USELESS coin because i genuinely believe it is the strongest memecoin narrative to emerge from the trenches this year, and one of the strongest memecoin narratives ever literally every memecoin is USELESS, yet: - $DOGE is at $26 billion market cap - $SHIB is at $7 billion market cap - $PEPE is at $4.7 billion market cap given these insane valuations, it doesn't take a prophet to see that the most honest and most useless cryptocurrency that tells you point blank that it is a USELESS coin is undervalued at $80 million market cap if it gains traction a lot of pretend 'utility' coins are completely USELESS even if they're not honest about this: - $ADA is at $22 billion market cap - $BCH is at $9 billion market cap - $LTC is at $6.5 billion market cap with these insane valuations for these 'L1s' that do absolutely nothing and have practically zero adoption, it does not take a prophet to realize that the only coin in crypto that honestly and unabashedly admits that it is a USELESS coin is undervalued here USELESS coin is different from any other memecoin in the sense that the higher it goes, the higher it can keep going—because every insane market cap it reaches generates a level of absurd attention that fuels perpetual awareness and marketing momentum, pulling in more buyers and creating a flywheel effect imagine this conversation between two friends: Friend A: 'wow, crypto is ridiculous! did you see that USELESS coin trading at $80 million market cap?' Friend B: 'what coin is that?' Friend A: 'the $USELESS coin! the coin that is literally named USELESS!' Friend B: 'really??? and it's at $80 million market cap?! i'll take a look and maybe buy some... you never know!' and there will be A LOT of these kinds of conversations once USELESS coin goes more mainstream and every crypto and mainstream publication starts talking about it and there will be a lot of them talking about it, God willing with pundits hating on it, and anti-crypto politicians, celebrities, and high-profile critics uniting to rant against and lambast it as the ultimate proof that crypto is a joke, on the highest and most visible stages and all this is happening just as crypto becomes the center of the world, with the U.S. government—the most powerful political force on earth—now aggressively and adamantly pushing it forward despite heavy opposition the main concern anyone might have about USELESS is whether it would gain traction and i think it would because there is literally an army of people working aggressively to get word out about the narrative of which i am just one (and i'm working/and will continue to work super aggressively for my USELESS bags, God willing!) USELESS is such an easily sellable narrative that everyone just *gets*—including non-crypto people i've been shouting about this for weeks now even when USELESS coin crashed 90% and was trading at $5m market cap just weeks ago and i will continue to shout about it, God willing more importantly, data shows that the smartest and most influential figures in the space are silently and heavily accumulating USELESS: - whales are accumulating aggressively - smart money is accumulating aggressively - KOLs are accumulating aggressively the meme writes itself and the narrative just sells itself but everyone will buy USELESS coin at the price they deserve to buy it