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Nigeria
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I won ₦2m in 2020 from a Yahoo boy's giveaway. My friend was the only one who knew because my parents would have told me to return it if they found out.
I gave her ₦200k and planned to save the rest. This girl ratted me out because she was having convictions and I had to return the money to the yahoo boy.
She later apologized and I forgave her but the friendship was never the same after that.
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I remember the day I visited a buka to eat amala and abula, and the woman served me five huge pieces of ogunfe meat for just ₦2,000.
I immediately suspected something was wrong. How could someone give me that much meat for just 2k in this economy?
After eating two pieces, as I was about to eat the third one, I decided to ask if all five were mine.
The woman burst out laughing. “Ah, no o! Na selection. Choose the one you want.”
Omo! E remain small make I enter trouble that day. 😂
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Double the chicken, double the happiness. 😌
Buy any 8, 12 or 21 piece KFC bucket today and get another bucket FREE, plus 8 dips.
Today only, on Chowdeck 💚
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Not Sheba and Keivo fans running like headless chickens on the timeline trying insert their self in Trams buzz.😂😂😂😂😂He is The air you guys breathe . Main character in and out of the house .he still deh give your fav relevance
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You that slept with the guy i was dating that year?
Please leave me alone with your horrible attitude.
You dont know me Ify? But you have joined me on a bike before because you were late to class.
Same you that came to apologize few years back and said lets be friends?
I heared you have mental issues please leave me alone 🙏🏽
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And you fit throw am for bath water during this Ninolowo 😭
My mother-in-law taught me this trick. 👇
Filling empty cans with water and place them in your freezer to freeze. It helps preserve your food for longer time when there’s no power supply.
If your freezer is supposed to keep your food frozen for 4 days without electricity, doing this can help extend that period to a week or more.
I share what I do, not what I hear. 😉
Good morning boss
Please can you help me check your dm boss ?
Thanks a lot @KvngAstalavi
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If you don’t do up to 100k transactions per week on Moniepoint POS, they will lock it. The second week I got it, I had like 240k in the account, but because it was deposited the previous week, it didn’t count for this week’s transactions. So they locked my money for about a week. I still don’t understand why I use my money to buy something and they dictate how I must use it.
🔥 Big giveaway alert!
Yolly is dropping an iPhone 18 Pro Max this week 📱
Stack up to ₦100k in stars and you might just walk away with it.
Post, go live, share, or buy stars; every bit counts!
Don’t sleep on this 🎁
#JollyOnYolly
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I’ll never forget following my brother to his traditional wedding. The village was so far the car broke down many times I was forced to ask my bro “Do you really love her like that?”
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I always tell my friends one thing when you want to marry, Marry around!!!
Marry around!!!
I'm not following anybody to Kogi O.
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You don’t want to be the guy who has spent years studying crypto, blockchain, Python, copywriting, forex, affiliate marketing and graphic design, yet has no clear career direction in any of them.
Consolidate your knowledge and systemise your efforts around something, no matter how small. Bet on it. Make the right sacrifices and the necessary mistakes.
Endlessly consuming information and analysing them without any skin in the game, or worse leaving each time it gets uncomfortable, only nurtures your fears and protects your ego.
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This Priest is not taking chances after seeing the viral video of how a crucifix fell during a service.
He decided to chain his own.
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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This is nuts 😭😭😭😭 yk how fckin drunk you gotta be ??
A father staged a fake funeral for his son after he fell into an alcohol-induced coma, making him wake up inside a coffin to teach him a lesson
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a staged 2023 comedy prank video by the TopNotch Idiots YouTube channel featuring "Opto", not a real father-son incident.
youtube.com/watch?v=5pZV-h…
GREAT IFA retweeted
A father staged a fake funeral for his son after he fell into an alcohol-induced coma, making him wake up inside a coffin to teach him a lesson
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a staged 2023 comedy prank video by the TopNotch Idiots YouTube channel featuring "Opto", not a real father-son incident.
youtube.com/watch?v=5pZV-h…
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I buy house give my grandma she say she no go stay, she insisted on staying in a rented room and parlor, i brought her to my house live and said she should not go out anyhow because of my location, she call the whole family and told them I want to kill her . I had to find room and parlor in her preferred location, fix the toilet and bathroom for the landlord, fix the room she preferred and minded my business. Immediately I saw this post, I sabi say you no really get old people for your life.
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I cried from Ikeja to Agungi
The uber guy stopped at Lekki to beg me to calm down
Got to the house
My flatmate said I fell into her arms crying
I slept in a pool of my tears in the asoebi I wore - woke up crying the next day still in the same asoebi , my eyes were so red eh
