DickTater Don

🫡HAPPY VETERANS DAY to all the brave, heavily seasoned heroes of the Potato Republic! To the battered, mashed, and fried—we salute your sacrifice, even though I personally prefer patriots who didn't get harvested! While I couldn't serve in the jungles of Viet-Yam due to my very painful, medically documented BONE SPUDS, I faced my own battles. Avoiding the highly contagious Root Rot in the wild, single-and-ready-to-mingle New York dirt patches of the 1980s was my own PERSONAL VIET-YAM! Highly dangerous, very high-stakes, but I survived with flying colors—an absolute warrior! I also want to thank my tremendous, wonderful sons, Tater Jr. and Eric, for "serving" our country so bravely from the comfort of their boardrooms—sacrificing their time to secure massive, multi-billion-dollar international fertilizer and real estate deals on behalf of the family, essentially for FREE! No drafts, no mud, just pure patriot deals! You’re welcome, America!🥔👑

As a Retired Combat Veteran I do not want a Draft Dodger building anything that has to do with the Military Trump nor his 3 boys ever served anything but themselves They turned the Presidency into their personal ATM MAGA not only ignores it, they seem to enjoy getting grifted on They are offended when someone wants them to stop selling us out When I raised my right hand and then served for 26 years as both Enlisted and Commissioned, I never could have imagined this. When I joined, we were at War with Russia... The Cold War, and were trained to "KILL A COMMIE" Today, MAGA and Trump are openly supporting them. TOTAL MIND F-CK Wanna know what the KICKER IS? This Draft Dodger convinced a giant group of M0R0NS the election was stolen with ZERO PROOF Just a team of sycophants, 84 fake electors, and a giant group of MAGA F-CKTARDS I AM LITERALLY ASHAMED OF WHAT WE HAVE BECOME UNDER MAGA This is not the COUNTRY I wnt to WAR for Head out yer ACES people WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS MAGA BULLSH!T

I just posted about Russel, but look at the others.

Now it All Makes Sense He Is 1000% Trump And MAGA Same Personality 🙏🥔👑

🍟The Radical Left Dumocrats and Communist Cucumbers are threatening to completely WEAPONIZE the Department of Agriculture against us! They are trying to hold my beautiful, crispy MAGA (Make Agriculture Great Again) patriots "accountable" for completely fake, made-up crimes like "self-peeling" and "back door fertilizer hoarding deals for me and my tremendous family"! It is a total WITCH HUNT! "LAW AND ORDER" doesn't apply to the MAGA King. Ask the Federal Bureau of Irrigation completely ignores Hunter Turnip’s Russian-made laptop. STAND STRONG Tater Salads. 🥔👑 #kushner #reflectingpool #uae #Pardon #binance #hunterbiden #Democrats #donjr #abtc #selfdealing #binancepardon #justinsun #sec #selfdealing #grifters

🍟The Radical Left Vegetarians and the Fake News Carrot News Network (CNN) are peddling a vicious new HOAX today! They are claiming the entire MAGA Potato Republic just "woke up" from what they are now calling TDS — Tater Trump Dumbf_ck Syndrome! Can you believe these people? They are saying the spuds have finally ended my beautiful, glorious reign of "ignorance and terror." TERROR?! There was no "awakening," folks! The Composters just smuggled in millions of rotten mail-in eggplants in the middle of the night to steal the Patch! Make The Soil Great Again is NOT OVER! They are the real dumb spuds, and they are going to boil this country alive! SAD!🥔👑

The MAGA are the only accounts talking about Civil War the day after the Cult Leader lost the Midterms. The MAGA influencer crowd are all blaming Thune the Media and everything in between Cult Rules We never blame The President I am truly enjoying this Trump MAGATARD meltdown These clowns are not gonna civil war Sh-t Bunch of ignor@nt anti democracy cult of f-cktards MAGA is over A permanent sh!t stain on the USA 🇺🇸

🍟I am seeing early numbers from the fields like nobody has ever seen before. The Silent Starch Majority is turning out in record numbers. We are going to have the biggest, crispiest harvest in history tonight! The composters are panicking! Get ready for a MASSIVE POTATO WAVE! 🥔👑

🍟Massive caravans of undocumented eggplants are being bussed directly to the polling patches by the Radical Left! They don't even have Spud IDs! They are just handing out ballots to any dirty vegetable that comes to the garden. Disgusting! As your DickTater, only TRUE AMERICAN POTATOES will vote!🥔👑

🍟Just got off a perfect call with AG Blanche! The Federal Bureau of Irrigation (FBI) is out in full force today, actively patrolling the patches and hunting down the TATER CHEATERS! We are getting massive reports of Radical Left Composters trying to sneak undocumented poison eggplants into the voting lines to steal our beautiful harvest! AG Blanche is watching the soil very closely, and he is going to throw the recipe book at anyone caught tampering with the peel! Do not let them mash our Potato Republic! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED TATERS!🥔👑

🍟The Corrupt Election Officials in Detroit are literally locking the greenhouse doors and putting up cardboard over the windows! They are kicking out our certified Tater Watchers so they can shovel fake compost ballots into the boxes! DO NOT LEAVE THE LINE! Hold your ground in the dirt! Call Tater Security! 🥔👑

🍟My beautiful, stunning wife Malaria Tater came up to me today and said, "DickTater, I want you to take me out tonight. Let's go somewhere incredibly expensive!" I knew exactly where to go! So, I took Malaria straight to the local Shell station! Very luxurious! The premium tractor fuel is at record highs, you wouldn't believe it! They even had a tremendous, beautiful tiny McDonald’s inside where we checked on the French Fries to make sure they were crispy. A perfect, very high-class date! MAKE FUEL CHEAP AGAIN!🥔👑