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Everyone is on Lexapro or Zoloft now I've noticed lmaooo like everyone. Don't even look in the girl's cabinet, it's in there 😂

One thing about meezys they go vote

Ate at a Black “upscale” 🥩-house ppl hyped in DC. I Just Wanna F*ck Every Girl in the World was blasting at dinner service on a week night. Linen was tacky, steak overcooked, overpriced drinks. Couldn’t provide upscale ambiance but selling the sides à la carte. Never again.

there’s no time limit or expiration date on disrespect

*checks location*

Yaxel Lendeborg on going to the line 12 times tonight which is something Jimmy Butler is particularly good at: “Yeah, just seeing the way the NBA is, man, I guess a lot of fouls, a lot of free throws. So, I mean, I think I got to just adapt to what this is evolving to be. I’m going to learn all the sweep-throughs and all the bump and flops. Eventually, I’m going to get good at it and be able to shoot as many free throws as possible.”

Creator Aliza reveals why Kanye West had her twerk naked in Future's studio and blocked her on Sofia with an S: "What was it actually like hanging out in private with Kanye West?!" "I met him at a Miami New Year's party, and right away he pulled me into a back room to watch my adult tapes on my phone!" "WAIT... KANYE WEST WAS WATCHING YOUR TAPES IN THE CLUB?!" "YES! Then the next time he came to Miami, he texted me: 'Come over to Future's house right now, we're in the studio working on Donda 2!'" "AND WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WALKED INTO FUTURE'S STUDIO?!" "The second I walked through the door, Kanye literally told me to get butt-ass naked and start twerking in front of everyone while he freestyled his album verses!" "HE MADE YOU TWERK NAKED WHILE HE WROTE HIS ALBUM?!" "YES! He was pacing the room writing raps while I was shaking my body completely naked! Then he poured a drink and said: 'Walk out to the kitchen naked just like that and hand this drink to Future, tell him it's from me!'" "SO WHY DID KANYE SUDDENLY BLOCK YOUR NUMBER?!" "Because I was mad at Drake and wanted to hook up with his arch-enemy! So I texted Kanye: 'Babe, can you hook me up with Pusha T? I really want to sleep with him!'" "AND HOW DID KANYE REACT?!" "He completely lost his mind, caught an attitude, and blocked my number immediately on everything! He had no problem passing me around to his homies, but the second I mentioned Pusha T, he shut it down!"