Don’s Counting Tips

At the recommendation of Dr. Faucci, all counting facilities must be closed for COVID sterilization by federal janitors.

General Barr is a highly respected counter and will be taking over from here. BIG WIN!!

I will release the count when the IRS audit is complete but it’s bigger than you could possibly imagine.

Have we tried this in Roman Numerals yet?

Since when is every random Secretary of State suddenly Issac Newton with all this counting?

These illegal counts, They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good counts.

Just found out our counting is based on the Hindu-Arabic number system and I demand an immediate ban until we know what the hell is going on.

Don’t worry, Amy Comey Barret can’t even count to five. independent.co.uk/news/world…

As an observant Jew, I demand we stop counting Friday and Saturday.

Counted 100k Wisconsin Trump votes on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

You haven’t mastered counting until you can count forward and backwards.

Counting is the only course I passed at Wharton.

Was already sick of counting COVID deaths. This is too much counting.

#NRAConventionPanels: "The DO's and DON'Ts of Treating Gunshot Wounds."

#NRAConventionPanels: "Arming America's Toddlers."

I suppose we should run a background check on every 5 year old who wants a rifle, right? They don't even have driver's licenses, genius.

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. (via @coreyrak)

Family gives rifle to 5 year old, he uses it to fatally shoot 2 year old sister. Never would have happened if she had a gun, too. #2a